everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

some of you people online are a little too quick to makwe things sexual i think… #peaceandlight

i hate peace and light #sex

I am wondering how many of you who responded that they can ride a horse have actually ridden a horse. Or if it’s like an “all men think they can land a plane” kind of thing.

why do we fix someone else's tie for them instead of just telling them how? why do we hold hands when they're cold instead of just putting them in our pockets? Get real

i find it kind of peak. i find it kind of mid. the dreams in which i’m so back are the dreams in which im cringe

doing social media training at my job like i don't run a blog that would make me unemployable

"thank you for maintaining a professional and responsible online presence"

me, drafting a post about how i want to be harpooned and gutted like a fish sexual style: sure thuing boss 👍

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

canada geese when u get too close

twisting him into exquisite shapes

why is this so funny

yes

nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((

Why is this creature made out of Salt Water Taffy?

it used to be 2007 you know

Steller’s jay stealing sweetener packets

National Geographic photo contest 2011

Those are clearly complimentary and thus this isn’t theft. A social faux pas perhaps but that’s all.