watching an episode of chopped and in the final round they asked one of the contestants what she would do with $10k and she said “I have student loans to pay off” and one of the judges said “don’t spend the money on student loans. do something to enrich yourself–travel, take a class, visit 50 restaurants, that is worth so much more than paying off the debt” and I just

what kind of privileged rich dude BULLSHIT is that I s2g

he ought to pay off my student debt just for making me listen to that fuckery

“Take a class”

Bitch I took several that’s why I have student debt

every semester, without fail, there’s some freshman who’s like “oh I never check my email lol” and i get worried for them, bc they’re going to miss some important email about a pop quiz or a test, or something and then fail. so if you’re a freshman reading this, CHECK YOUR EMAIL im not joking, professors will send you stuff via email that they’ll never mention in class. I’m in my email every hour on the hour before and after class. check that shit. put that app on ur phone, turn on notifs, go in and refresh every hour, check your spam, check your email

this has been a message from your concerned dad. check ur email, do well in school, i love you

i dont care what you’re doing take 1 minute out of your day to watch this you wont regret it

howd the victorians get to sleep without asmr vids am i right fellas

they hired little page boys to crinkle waxed paper in their ears all night

Me checking up on my town in animal crossing after abandoning the villagers for months at a time:

happy 7 year anniversary (uploaded july 17 2010)

happy eighth birthday to aeiou

hey does anybody want to see my collection of slightly distorted pictures of cats as viewed through glasses

too late i’ve decided for you that you do

here they are

im a simple girl.. i see book, i buy book, i let book sit on my shelf for months unread

short girls seeing the “if you want jeans with pockets, just shop in the men’s department!” post

me w/ my new mens pants

they have pockets now tho don’t they?

pics that make you go harrumph

your acquaintance from highschool that is elbows deep in a pyramid scheme: #girlboss

“Investor | Entrepreneur 👊🏼 Hard work pays off 💼 Living the Life✨”

When a character doesn’t realize they’ve been, like, shot or whatever and they hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they’re just staring at it like wtf is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them. That’s good stuff.

I see that, and raise you a character who knows they’ve been shot, but waits until the rest of their crew is out of sight to put their hand against the slowly spreading stain of blood on their shirt, then trying to steady their breathing so they can follow without letting on how injured they are.

Okay but like the character who doesn’t realize they’ve been hurt trying to see if everyone else is okay only to slowly realize that everyone is looking at them with mounting horror. Then they touch their side to find it’s wet and oh no

character who’s been shot through the heart and you’re to blame you give love a bad name

I love how the ‘LADIES PICTURE THIS’ implies that men are extinct and that’s why everything works now

Somebody finally put this into words

This is the most real and relatable thing… Wow.

What a wonderful summation of exactly how I feel.

I just screamed over this lol