Tony. Jabba Junior is Tony. That’s it. Jammin’ you up his urethra.

LEAVE HIM ALONE

I don’t even know who that is.

YOU STOLE HIS SUIT. THIEF. 

I believe the appropriate response is “fucking done.”

WILL YOU PLEASE TELL JABBA JR I WANT TO SERENADE HIM? 

YOU’RE TOO SEXY BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYBODY WANTS A TASTE. 

Fire breathing scientist? Sure. Robo death machines? No big. Weird red man thing? Whatever.

Talking burrito? I’m out.

 ARE YOU JEALOUS? 

“I… You… What is my life?”

JABBA JR CREATED ME. I AM THE RULER OF BURRITO LAND. AND I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE. 

“…Wanda’s screwing with me. She has to be.”

       I AM A BURRITO. ARE YOU A FRIEND OF JABBA JR?

          Okay, I’ve seen some weird shit in my           time but this takes the fucking cake.

       I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE          

          I’m confused; are we talking about Hulk or Thor?

           THOR. HE IS THE ORIGINAL. 

          Are you… a burrito?

  YES AND I AM A FRIEND OF SHREK. THE ONE WITH THE HAIR LIKE RAPUNZEL. 

burritobobbita:

I am a Baggins of Bag End and I should like my cookies to remain my own, thank you very much. 

         I’LL BUY THEM FROM YOU. A PENNY EACH.

[ Sighs ] Conflicted. If only I could sort out my feelings o’er the truth of the matter. He is a killing monster, but I still think of him like a brother. [ He lays down and folds his arms ] ‘Tis hard to think of what to do.

HMM. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK TO HIM AND TELL HIM TO SHAPE UP OR YOU’RE GONNA BANISH HIM. OR DECAPITATE HIM. 

burritobobbita:

I would ne’er dump him into a pile of waste. [ Yes he would ]

I SEE. I SEE [writes notes]. AND HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?

burritobobbita started following you

HELLO DO YOU SPEAK. DO YOU HAVE COOKIES, MR. KEEBLER?

MY LOVE LOKI-SAN HAS A BOOTY

…Since when? He has be deprived of any body fat his entire life.

DUMP HIM IN THE GARBAGE AND MAKE A NEW ONE THEN, DR. FRAKENSTEIN

More than you e’er would, fool.

MY LOVE LOKI-SAN HAS A BOOTY

The unmasking of Bobbita

AND THIS: