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Mutuals we are doing this
Newtons 4th law is that for every "it's so over" there's an equal and opposite "we're so back"
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HAAANK! THAT'S NOT ART BY THE OP HANK! OP REPOSTED IT WITHOUT CREDIT! HANK!
there's only one thing worse than an awful book, and that is an awful book with ONE tantalisingly compelling element
an awful book is nothing. You can put it down and never think of it again. An awful book with ONE idea that perfectly captures your imagination can chip your soul out through your eyes with every sloppy syntax error and gaping plot hole while you scream, unable to look away
โand the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the iceโ god I love hockey
the beautiful game!!!!!!
Que ioputa
Oh you're gonna wanna unmute this one
adeptus xiaoโฆ ๐คง๐
[image is a digital drawing of Xiao floating against stylised blue clouds, hefting his spear and glancing over his shoulder at the camera. Followed by a chibi drawing of Xiao sitting with a bowl of almond tofu in his lap, eating solemnly.]
literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce
One advantage of not really having a strong sense of gender identity is that youโre very [shrug emoji] about how people gender you. Sometimes people call me by she/her pronouns and sometimes they go with he/him pronouns and on the internet people often default to they/them, and neither option is entirely right but also, fuck if I know what would be right, and I donโt particularly care. Therefore Iโm perfectly happy to outsource my gender identity to the people around me who actually need to figure out which box to put me in. I donโt need to talk about myself in third person, so really my pronouns sound like a you problem.
My pronouns are I/me and the rest is for someone else to deal with because I have better things to do.
Very fond of macrolabels, like โqueerโ, that provide zero extra information. Is it genderqueer? Is it romantic/sexual orientation queer? Is it queer as in โnone of your fucking business whatโs in my pants and what I do with it and with whomโ?
This is actually probably the first time Iโve ever read something that accurately describes my relationship with gender--ie,ย โmy gender is me and my pronouns are a you problemโ--so thank you for that!
forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware
to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it youโre literally gonna be using that almost every day
threesome. you me and my demons
literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified โthat girlโ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro
op managed to swing a bat at 2 hornets nests in one go
Creations
childe making gal pals so true
if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sunโs peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say โim adding that to my list!โ Knowing theres no chance i will check it out
โunless its a book!โ โunless you tell me it has gay people in it!โ โthis but only for live action showsโ โtheres a good chance iโll get to it eventuallyโ no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it
the real way to make me read/watch something is to show me a specific gif or quote from it that makes me have a visceral reactionย