Ideal work schedule:
- I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
- I complete the list
- I leave immedietly
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Ideal work schedule:
Hey if ketchup is spicy you might have a tomato allergy. Feel the need to say that.
the eras tour in melbourne
I know the genie is out of the bottle and you can't go back but dear GOD I hate the mainstreamification of fandom so much
I do NOT want authors or showrunners or actors to acknowledge us or talk about fanfic or fanart or fan theories! I do NOT want people asking questions of the canon creators and getting them answered (make up your own answers, like god intended!) I do NOT want companies making jokey advertisements aimed toward fandom!
I know that fandom was never entirely underground but like... I miss that fourth wall existing, you know?
im like if a girl thought she was irredeemable despite never having done anything that should make her feel this way
this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine
I feel like asking Tumblr specifically if they're aware of a myth that revolves around romantic notions of sacrificing freedom and trusting the person you love to not abuse your trust and being so devoted to someone you'll hand over the most precious thing you own and also hot naked ladies is not a good test of something being common knowledge.
one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns
every time I see this my grip on sanity gets just that little bit slimmer
Shshshshshshshs. Let it take you.
probably in my top 5 post Ive ever seen
I fucking love this post
March 23rd, 2021: A container ship runs aground and obstructs the Suez Canal for six days.
Happy anniversary to [tumblr]'s beloved Ever Given getting stuck in the Suez Canal.
do you guys remember when keith urban came to an eras show and taylor didn’t bring him up to do that’s when. do you guys think he was disappointed. like what if he packed his guitar just in case and the whole show he was waiting for her people to come up and ask him if he would come up for the surprise song. do you guys think taylor texted him before the show and was like “hey! glad you’re here! unfortunately i am pretending the fearless vault doesn’t exist, so stay seated”
House M.D. (2004-2012) I 4.12 - Don't Ever Change
dropped the walrus vs fairy question on a group of psychologists today and not only did the majority agree the walrus would be more surprising, the one with the strongest background in research responded to the ‘but fairies aren’t real’ argument with “are your beliefs so inflexible that you’ve never considered you might be wrong about what’s real and what’s not?” and honestly i haven’t recovered
honestly you know what goals