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Just 'Cause I Talk Slow Don't Mean I'm Stupid

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Hockey. Capitals. 💙❤️
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Ideas to fix the caps power play:

  • don’t use a power play anymore just send out the regular lines
  • carly wears the other team’s jersey so he accidentally passes to the right team
  • put djoos and eller on the first power play unit to get as close as possible to a team of nicke clones
  • replace oshie with jakub vrana. he skates around the goal and the defenders in circles really fast to make them dizzy so they can’t block shots anymore
  • send out joe b and locker 
  • bring back mike green (i don’t think this will work but it couldn’t make it worse)
  • bring back michael latta (he doesn’t play on the PP he’s just there for moral support)
  • holtby leaves his net and starts playing as a 6th skater
  • lynda carter on the first PP unit (this suggestion brought to you by @lesbianstanleycup, whose third eye is wide open) 
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@Latta17: Soooooooooooo needy @tom_wilso [x]

Links, top to bottom, left to right, in case you want to witness the greatness with your own eyes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

bonus:

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when Lars Eller scores the GWG against his former team and then Michal Kempny does the same the very next game

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don’t @ me if I’m wrong, but it seems like everyone who we know was at the axe throwing event is in this photo, except Nicky. However we know from Andre’s video that he was there. Which led me to take a closer look…

as we can see, there are not one but TWO people behind Brooks Orpik. The second man is almost entirely obscured. We can see only his hat, which is dark blue/black and forward facing. We can also see a small piece of the left shoulder, from which we can tell he is wearing a flannel of the black and white variety. And in Andre’s video, guess who is wearing a dark blue/black forward facing hat and a black and white flannel?

THIS. BITCH.

In conclusion, Nicklas Backstrom is truly the cryptid we deserve. Bigfoot’s got nothing on his murderous weirdo camera shy ass

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Braden Holtby: Nicky Gnome… we actually have you on our front doorstep, still. My son won’t you leave. You’re a big part of our family and you always will be.

Brooks Orpik: I don’t know what I’d say to this guy. (chuckles)

John Carlson: Hey buddy. Thanks for passing it to me so much. Wouldn’t be where I am today without all those great passes. Thanks again, buddy. It’s almost gnome time on the front lawn, so. Good to see you.

Alex Ovechkin: You so cute, Nick. (laughs)

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washington capitals as troubled birds

  • nicklas backstrom
  • alex ovechkin
  • andre burakovsky
  • tom wilson
  • tj oshie
  • evgeny kuznetsov
  • braden holtby
  • devante smith-pelly
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  • nathan walker
  • dmitry orlov
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alex ovechkin: me and my best friend kuzya, we walk into the diner one day and they had a jukebox there, and the jukebox was three plays for a dollar
alex ovechkin: so we put in seven dollars, and selected twenty-one plays of “we are the champions”
alex ovechkin: now i’ve punched in like seven at this point, and kuzya says to me, “hey, before you punch in another ‘we are the champions,’ let’s drop in one ‘my neck my back’”
alex ovechkin: and that is when the afternoon went from good to great
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The Caps Win the Cup and Celebrate Masterpost

On the Ice and in the Locker Room

Celebration in Vegas

Returning Home

Friday at Don Tito

The Saturday Bender

The Next Day

The Parade

Ovi and Ted Leonsis take the Cup around town

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A slightly extended version of overwhelmed Nicky and Ovi shouting at each other from Quest for the Stanley Cup 2018.

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