This honestly looks like one of those ‘tag yourself’ memes
Ideas to fix the caps power play:
- don’t use a power play anymore just send out the regular lines
- carly wears the other team’s jersey so he accidentally passes to the right team
- put djoos and eller on the first power play unit to get as close as possible to a team of nicke clones
- replace oshie with jakub vrana. he skates around the goal and the defenders in circles really fast to make them dizzy so they can’t block shots anymore
- send out joe b and locker
- bring back mike green (i don’t think this will work but it couldn’t make it worse)
- bring back michael latta (he doesn’t play on the PP he’s just there for moral support)
- holtby leaves his net and starts playing as a 6th skater
- lynda carter on the first PP unit (this suggestion brought to you by @lesbianstanleycup, whose third eye is wide open)
when Lars Eller scores the GWG against his former team and then Michal Kempny does the same the very next game
I’M ALREADY CRYING.
don’t @ me if I’m wrong, but it seems like everyone who we know was at the axe throwing event is in this photo, except Nicky. However we know from Andre’s video that he was there. Which led me to take a closer look…
as we can see, there are not one but TWO people behind Brooks Orpik. The second man is almost entirely obscured. We can see only his hat, which is dark blue/black and forward facing. We can also see a small piece of the left shoulder, from which we can tell he is wearing a flannel of the black and white variety. And in Andre’s video, guess who is wearing a dark blue/black forward facing hat and a black and white flannel?
THIS. BITCH.
In conclusion, Nicklas Backstrom is truly the cryptid we deserve. Bigfoot’s got nothing on his murderous weirdo camera shy ass
Braden Holtby: Nicky Gnome… we actually have you on our front doorstep, still. My son won’t you leave. You’re a big part of our family and you always will be.
Brooks Orpik: I don’t know what I’d say to this guy. (chuckles)
John Carlson: Hey buddy. Thanks for passing it to me so much. Wouldn’t be where I am today without all those great passes. Thanks again, buddy. It’s almost gnome time on the front lawn, so. Good to see you.
Alex Ovechkin: You so cute, Nick. (laughs)
(source)
it’s really almost 2019 and some people still think scoring goals is the only thing that makes you a good player huh
This is the best addition to a hockey post. Ever. You win.
washington capitals as troubled birds
- nicklas backstrom
- alex ovechkin
- andre burakovsky
- tom wilson
- tj oshie
- evgeny kuznetsov
- braden holtby
- devante smith-pelly
- nathan walker
- dmitry orlov
very proud of this video i took tonight
The Caps Win the Cup and Celebrate Masterpost
On the Ice and in the Locker Room
- The whole team lifts the Cup [full stream]
- Ovi and Carly pumped for the Cup
- “BACKY! BACKY!”
- Oshie getting emotional talking about his dad
- Ovi’s interview — “Get some beers”
- Holtby smiles in the goalie photo
- John and Lucca Carlson — “No poop!”
- Leni Oshie’s clapping
- Ovi embraces the Backstrom family
- TJ and Leni Oshie
- Kuzy and his family
- Andre with Vince Backstrom and Lyla Oshie
- “Nicke, Nicke!”
- Ovi enters the locker room with the Cup
- A shower for Trotz — Video 1, Video 2
- “We Are the Champions” in the locker room
Celebration in Vegas
- The Caps celebrating in Vegas [article includes many videos]
- Ovi and Nicky carry the Cup off the bus into the hotel
- Ovi carries the Cup through MGM — Video 1, Video 2
- Ovi dancing in the club
- Ovi (and Kempny) pouring champagne into the Cup
- Ovi drinks out of the Cup
- Ovi and Tiesto
- Nicky hot girl dancing on a table in Vegas
Returning Home
- The Caps return home to DC [40 min livestream]
- Ovi almost drops the Cup off the plane
- Ovi and Nicky bring the Cup off the plane
- Ovi and Nicky almost drop the Stanley Cup off the plane
Friday at Don Tito
- The Caps take the Cup to Don Tito [all links include many videos] — Link 1, Link 2, Link 3
- Tom Wilson carries the Cup into Don Tito — Video 1, Video 2, Video 3
- The Caps spray the sidewalks with champagne
- Nicky smiles at the people
The Saturday Bender
- “Djoos is loose” shirt
- Nationals Park
- The Caps at Nationals Park Masterposts — Part 1, Part 2
- The Caps take the field — Grubauer’s IG, Orlov’s IG
- DSP’s IG “Cause it’s the Cup!”
- Ovi’s ceremonial first pitch — Gersich’s IG, Stephenson’s IG, Wilson’s IG, RMNB
- The Caps at Nats Park (Kempny’s IG)
- The boys are excited and having a good time
- The Caps realize they’re on TV and have a little fun
- The Caps stay for the whole game and have a good time
- The Caps celebrate a Nats win
- Georgetown
- Georgetown party: Ovi does a keg stand, and everyone jumps in the fountain [RMNB]
- Orpik does a keg stand
- Vrana does a keg stand
- Oshie drinks from the Cup
- Oshie double-chugs two beers
- “We Are the Champions” in Georgetown
- Wilson hugging Kuzy and Dima
- Nicky hoists the Cup, almost falls over, and Ovi steadies him — Video 1, Video 2, Video 3
- Wilson chugs a beer
- The Caps jump into the fountain — Video 1, Video 2, Video 3, Video 4, Video 5
- Ovi gets into a taxi
- Tattoos
- Andre and Vrana get tattoos [RMNB]
- “Hit me with the fucking puck”
- After
- Holtby and Connolly sing on the party bus
- The Caps sing “We Are the Champions” at Cafe Milano
- “13? 11″
- “We fucking do it again”
- Oshie lets fans grab the Cup
- Oshie partying
- Oshie and Carly sing “We Are the Champions”
- The Caps and the Cup leave Cafe Milano
- Oshie kisses the Cup goodnight
- Oshie wants “Let’s Go Caps” instead of cheers for his name
- The Caps sing “We Are the Champions” yet again
- The Caps at St. Yves — Nicky champagne showering Carly
- Vrana’s full IG story of the night
- Ovi brings the Cup home — Celebrating with family, Singing “We Are the Champions” at home, Tatyana Ovechkina, Taking the Cup home and sleeping with it
- Highlights of the Saturday bender
The Next Day
- DSP confirms Vrana is still alive
- Ovi cooks and sings
- Drinking Winter Classic wine
- Dima having a good drunk time
- Andre and Vrana white girl dance
The Parade
- Entire parade and rally [full livestream]
- Full Rally
- The Caps come up to the stage
- Player Introductions
- Championship Parade Speeches
- Capitals and fans celebrate 2018 Stanley Cup championship at victory parade
- Alex Ovechkin has a ball at the Capitals Championship Parade
- Alex Ovechkin lifts Stanley Cup at least 17 times during victory parade
- The best moments from the parade and rally — NBC Sports Washington, RMNB
- Highlights from the Caps Stanley Cup Victory Parade
- A view of the Caps Victory Parade from the players’ bus
- Ovi dancing in the locker room
- Ovi and the Cup are carted to the parade
- Burky and Carly with Lucca Carlson
- Joe B and Locker
- Flyover
- The parade starts
- Wilson and DSP at the parade
- Tom loves the DSP chants
- The parade view from the Holtby bus
- Walker throws beads to the fans
- Djoos throws something to a fan and has a mishap
- Ovi hoists the Cup at the parade
- Grubi runs around with a DC flag
- Eller at the parade
- Holtby at the parade
- Wilson soaks in the parade
- D-S-P chants
- Kuzy directs fans at the parade
- Kuzy hyping up the crowd while the parade was stopped
- Orpik throwing beer to fans
- Oshie at the parade
- Ovi and Nicky’s bus rounds the corner to the parade
- Ovi and the Cup arriving at the rally
- Andre with Rudy Carlson
- Vrana tries to cheer
- Ovi on police radio
- Oshie chugs a beer through his jersey — Video 1, Video 2, Video 3
- Speeches — Mayor Muriel Bowser, Ted Leonsis, Barry Trotz, TJ Oshie (1), TJ Oshie (2), Evgeny Kuznetsov, Tom Wilson, Braden Holtby, Nicklas Backstrom, Alex Ovechkin (1), Alex Ovechkin (2)
- “Let’s fuck this shit”
- “Big dick nick!”
- “Finally we start playing hockey like we can party” — Video 1, Video 2
- “We Are the Champions” at the rally — Video 1, Video 2
- “We’re not gonna be fucking suck this year!” — Video 1, Video 2
- Wilson and Vrana hug
- Vrana and Walker as kangaroos
- Ovi says hi to fans after the rally
- Andre at the parade (Instagram story)
- DSP at the parade (Instagram story)
- Grubi at the parade (Instagram story)
- Vrana at the parade (Instagram story)
- The Caps drink and curse at the rally
- Jakub Vrana with a go pro
Ovi and Ted Leonsis take the Cup around town
- Stanley Cup Community Tour in DC
- Ovi takes the Cup to visit sick kids, youth hockey players
- The Stanley Cup rides shotgun
- The Cup has its own driver and escort
- Arlington County Police Department — Video 1, Video 2, Video 3
- Medstar Georgetown University Hospital — Video 1, Video 2
- Fort Dupont Ice Arena — Video 1, Video 2
Excuse me he is wearing a warroad brand shirt who allowed this
I can’t wait for Tom’s take on this
Update: Tom killed Andre
Nicky is okay with his kids murdering each other
A slightly extended version of overwhelmed Nicky and Ovi shouting at each other from Quest for the Stanley Cup 2018.