whenever grown fucking men talk endlessly about how much they hate reality TV and pop music and romance novels etc. etc. it’s just like……. ok we get it you hate women you hate everything made by women you hate everything enjoyed by women you hate everything associated with women and you hate fun we GET it okay just go back to watching your quanto tarantolli films and reading your chuck palaver novels or whatever the fuck it is you do when you’re not being a boring misogynist okay paul
outfit idea
This
over this
so that “i have no tits” can be read through the hole
No pants? Not even shoes??
do i fucking look like i have time to plan your entire outfit. i’m a busy woman
this is more of a pussy out look anyways
employee training video: at some point -god forbid- a union organizer may want to talk to you. beware, for that is none other than the devil himself
normally it’s spelled j-e-f-f but geoff I guess
“Do Avengers pay taxes? What does Hulk smells like? I bet he smells nice. Is Captain America cool, or is he like a mean, old grandpa? Hey, can I be your guy in the chair?”
And now I can’t stop thinking that I can’t stop thinking that I almost gave you everything and now the whole thing’s finished and I can’t stop wishing that I never gave you anything. - Halsey, 100 Letters
Did you freeze?
Congratulations Bob!
“i MISSED you.” “it’s been like an hour.” “tell me about it.”
Anxiety level: Steve Harrington
Me when I try to sing all parts of Bohemian Rhapsody by myself: