if you canโt catch the stream, if youโre having a bad day/night or just wanna have a laugh, enjoy this video of @therealjacksepticeye doing an interpretive dance to ocean man๐
Was it worth the wait? lol
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if you canโt catch the stream, if youโre having a bad day/night or just wanna have a laugh, enjoy this video of @therealjacksepticeye doing an interpretive dance to ocean man๐
Was it worth the wait? lol
Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itโs amazing how many men Iโve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iโve lost count of how many men Iโve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my sonโs classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnโt; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnโt leapt out of his manly path.
Now Iโm wishing Iโd leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, โMy Liege!โ
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iโm the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendโs medication, and I didnโt understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyโone guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatโs just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iโd had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I โlooked like a soldier.โ Iโm not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youโve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOUโVE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
Itโs called the Murder Strut.
ITโS BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnโt find it. Iโm so glad ITโS BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!
A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.
You arenโt owed kudos.
I really hate goodbyes
I canโt deal with Noam Dar as soon as he starts talking, I dissolve into giggles
littlemix: โชNew single.โฌ โช#WomanLikeMe feat. The Queen @nickiminaj is coming.โฌ โชthe girls xโฌ
september is coming up so hereโs your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone
Well of course. We donโt wake him up until October 1st.
His dad is dead, just donโt.
In case anyone reading my blog is unaware, this is a reference to the Green Day song titled โWake Me Up When September Endsโ a song that Billie Joe Armstrong wrote following the death of his father in September of 1982 when Billie Joe was ten years old. The title of the song references his desire to sleep through September in an effort to get some emotional distance from the death of his father.
Heโs since been open about the emotional difficulty of having written the song since many people now message him on October 1st to โwake him upโ despite the song being a memorial to his departed father.
Itโs generally seen as respectful to not try to wake him up. Let him sleep and let him remember his father in peace.
reblogging again because the end of September is coming up. leave him alone.
Reblogging as a reminder to leave Billie Joe Armstrong the fuck alone on October 1st and any day after it if your message is going to contain anything to do with โwakingโ him up because September will be over.
when you sin
Every time Gregory comes on the screenย
Rick: people have died, we need to fight Ezekiel: na
Saviors: youโre missing 1 cantaloupe Ezekiel: itโs time for war
Eugene: Iโm a doctor Negan: *kills doctor* youโre the doctor now Eugene: