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The goin' gets tough from the get-go

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Go man go oh brother not another motherfucker gotta go now
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Martha from Baby Reindeer types like pjackk

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Many don’t know this but Taylor swifts music isn’t about being a lesbian or about her relationships it’s actually all fanfiction about her multiple fallout new vegas play throughs. You can tell this because she has a song called karma (obvious fallout reference) and an album named reputation (also a word specific to fallout). She sides with caesars legion every time. And she shoots sunnys dog on purpose

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I am officially on the other side of Tax Day!!! I am obsessed with this shirt my boss made me (and so is Scorpion)

I might post more now that I don't see W-2s and 1099s every time I close my eyes but I'll probably just read more instead lmao

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slimetony

I’ve been using the Spore creature creator to bring my loved ones back to life on the computer

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dickdjames

the horrors are unceasing BUT Dennis' second FurFest went

never mind. autocorrect replaced "surgery" with "FurFest." Post cancelled

if I hadn't noticed the typo the post probably would've gone something like:

"the horrors are unceasing BUT Dennis' second FurFest went way better than the last one. He didn't wake up during this one and his recovery time was much shorter. He's in a lot less pain and we're choosing to stay optimistic"

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the horrors are unceasing BUT Dennis' second FurFest went

never mind. autocorrect replaced "surgery" with "FurFest." Post cancelled

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Nobody in my life played any pranks today but a guy did wander into the office to ask if we do drug tests

We prepare taxes

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Terrible things keep happening to me and maybe at one point I would've crumbled under all this but this time I'm self-medicating with Sleepytime Tea and Skylarking on a loop like a fucking adult

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Probably the most valuable thing I've learned working in tax is that fishingboatproceeds was actually a pretty funny url

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straycatj

hello mr j! i think you and kofu are very cute

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Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

Please imagine;

You are around 60 years old, and your son in law around 25 years chases you at full speed then bites and beats you every day, can you say he is cute!?

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Spent like 6 hours at the hospital today while Dennis had emergency eye surgery wtf. Praying his pain goes away soon because his disease has been putting him through sheer misery.

Also some guy was blasting TikTok with no headphones in the waiting room and now I understand why my visitor badge warns that physical assault is not tolerated at the hospital

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Is time a heckin flat circle or what folks

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Top: In her last living appearance in Donkey Kong Country 3, Wrinkly Kong is seen playing the Nintendo 64. While the game she is playing is not identified by name (and uses a generic cartridge label simply reading "Nintendo 64"), the music that accompanies her playing it is a unique remix of the "Inside the Castle Walls" theme from Super Mario 64, making it nearly certain that the game she is playing is in fact supposed to be Super Mario 64.

Bottom: in her next apperance in Donkey Kong 64, she is dead and appears as a ghost. She states that she has passed away "since DKC3", which implies the possibility that her appearance in that game was shortly before her death.

This leads to a real, though unconfirmed, possibility that Wrinkly Kong might have actually died while playing Super Mario 64. Even if that kind of direct association of Super Mario 64 with her death was not intended by the developers, it is still notable that playing the game was possibly one of her last memories while alive.

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