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i can bludgeon pretty hard

@meggannn / meggannn.tumblr.com

megan | biracial | adult | she/her fandom and dumb jokes i guess
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A lot of fic writers make pinned posts, so I thought maybe I should too, since I don't know if anyone looks at blog pages anymore.

Fics I've written, including some personal favorites:

most recently updated (April 19, 2024):

#megan writes fic#is it insane of me that i want to retitle @heyitsspiderman. which is by far the most popular thing i've written#i hate that i thought of a good new title for it half-awake at 2am the other day and forgot to write it down#now i'm mildly discontent with the title but can't remember why
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Burnt Blood Melinoë & Zagreus | 3k | general | thanks to @kesla for betaing!!

Melinoë’s long-awaited family reunion does not go as planned, and she returns to the Crossroads with enough strength to bring only one person back. Nobody warned her that her brother’s returns to the Underworld have always been a bit… macabre.

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Zagreus awoke with a jerk, eyes wide open to the heavens. One hand clutched for a missing weapon; the other shot up to his throat. He turned his head and spit up onto the grass.

“Oh,” he croaked, “it’s dry.”

Melinoë stared at him. “I’m sorry?”

He ran a hand through his hair, shaking it quickly, as if on instinct. “This isn’t the Pool of Styx.”

“No, young lord,” Hecate’s deep voice replied from somewhere outside her vision; she only had eyes for her brother. “I am the Witch of the Crossroads, Hecate. Be welcome in my domain.”

“Pleasure, Lady Hecate.” He closed his eyes again and leaned into the ground, wincing. “Sorry. I would bow, but I’m not quite sure why I’m horizontal. I normally bounce back from death faster than this.”

#hades#hades 2#megan writes fic#zagreus#melinoë
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all-pacas

feels like kind of a plot hole that halsin is said to have spent ages studying mindflayers and the tadpoles and it literally never comes up. like yes he tells everyone to check out moonrise, but what happened to your research. are you at all curious about any of this?

#bg3#halsin#yeah
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i just realized

melinoë is a witch who can farm and grow her own ingredients

persephone had a garden and still misses it at the end of hades 1

IF MELINOË AND PERSEPHONE DON'T MAKE A GARDEN TOGETHER I RIOT

#hades 2
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taskmastercaps

[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Alex Horne sits having his hair washed in a makeshift salon in a garden. Squeezing shampoo from a bottle, Sue Perkins asks, "And can I ask what the meeting's about?" With a stripy towel covering his eyes, Alex replies, "It's forks and marbles, always forks and marbles." End ID.]

#taskmaster
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andromedasummer

> playing bg3 fighting some cultists

> one of them casts confusion

> astarion fails the saving throw

> runs up to shadowheart and fucking bites her

> ah fuck

> notification for MY character. my character. not astarion

> SHADOWHEART DISAPPROVES

> ????????

#bg3#shadowheart#astarion
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I swear to god that is Sothis as Arachne in Hades 2. I @’d Cassandra Lee Morris on Twitter asking but she hasn’t replied yet, if I’m wrong I’ll eat my hat

#hades 2
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