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I'm gonna link to the animations in case y'all either don't remember or have never heard of some of these.
A quick note: these were made in the 2000s. Comedy is subjective, there's some strong examples of dark and/or "lolz teh random" humor in these. Maybe some cultural blindness, too. That said, enjoy a time capsule of stuff made before/during the birth of Youtube, now hosted on Youtube.
Offering up Amburgers and Wootbeer
The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.
The moon landing was fake: tired, passé, heard it before
The moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal: fresh! sexy! I’m going to be thinking about this for months!
Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it can’t be illegal on the moon
Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.
He was the officiator
This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.
Oh my god they were moon mates.
i've been getting a few of these little tiny blind box BJDs lately and i had the thought to customize one to be a little table decoration for cons but i'm going through my OCs that i'd want to make and it's like...
nina? no, all the dolls are too pale
xeno--not pale
ishtar??? not pale
hELP
i should just draw a moustache on one and make it into a selanio
IM AFXDSAFXCSAFXCAFSGCSA
“Step aside, Mercury! It’s not you I’m after!”
“Go bleach your roots, creep!!!”
“FI-
anyway there's something really affirming about the fact that my doctor thinks that maybe it's endometriosis. like yeah so your cramps weren't normal after all, how about that
casually buys and eats an entire can of black olives because i have hormone problems and cravings and i just do not care
thinking deeply on what i want to do for my fanart posters for this year's cons
i get three. obviously the new miku is in.
i have that geno i drew this summer, which would be good with SMRPG's remake being out. something TTYD-themed might also be good
i've been heavy on my sailor moon bullshit so that's a possibility, but with sailor moon i'd have to come up with something unique enough to stand out because there's always a lot of sailor moon merch out there. actual bisexual tsukino usagi
sea of stars could be good. maybe pull up that valere drawing i did, add a zale to it, and throw a bg on it??
some sort of joke about homestuck. i reject your canon and substitute my own. idk the actual visual composition. maybe droog, dad, slick, kanaya and rose
(OR take my slick tricks illustration, vectorize it and make it taller, and print that. fuck that'd be a sick poster)
or FINALLY finish the spyxfamily poster that's been in my wips for TWO YEARS
Organized my top-of-desk display!! It doesn't look like as much stuff when it's not all competing for the same space......
Less blurry version??? This is terrible, having everything organized makes me want MORE THINGS
Organized my top-of-desk display!! It doesn't look like as much stuff when it's not all competing for the same space......
do you think i'll get into heaven?
if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women
If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."
Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?
Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.
what the shit does that mean
I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.
intermission fandom stays winning
you can talk about parasocial relationships but y'know what i have going on since i got on tiktok???
parasocial relationships with tiktok cats
leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
Sometimes something fucked up happens to the guy and their melody gets fucked up too. Sometimes the thing that fucked them up also has its own melody and when the first melody gets fucked up the second melody gets mixed in
no fucking way dude. are you serious
