Avatar

land of clockwork and stars

@striders-nips / striders-nips.tumblr.com

Klaudia|14|♍|background by cairovercoat|
Avatar
Avatar
casentine
Anonymous asked:

Do you take art requests? If so, I need a picture of Vriska with some toast. I need this because of reasons.

All around the country and coast,people always say what do you like most?I don’t wanna brag I don’t wanna boast.I always tell them I like toast. 

Avatar
Avatar

pros of having unnaturally colored hair

  • no more bad hair days
  • you don’t have to dye it every 2 weeks who cares if the roots show no one thought your hair was naturally purple anyway
  • small children being completely fascinated and asking to pet your hair
  • old people on the bus staring like you’re satan incarnate
  • punks on the bus giving you appoving looks
  • you can match your hair to your outfit
  • also your nail polish
  • just
  • punk rock man

cons of having unnaturally colored hair

  • literally none
  • just dye your hair green already you know you want to
Avatar

This is probably the best ukulele playing I’ve ever seen.

Okay so this is a real effort into playing the ukulele and I’m so happy they take it as seriously as they do

It’s always wild when people are amazed by proper Ukulele playing because what they consider “good” is whatever mainlanders are attempting to play while asserting some “quirky” vibe. Ukulele has become trendy on the mainland and people are amazed by what we consider BASIC skills and boring same chord repetition over and over. PLUS malihini don’t even pronounce the name right (what the fuck is a yuu-kuu-lay-lee hahaha).

Here in Hawaiʻi we are busting it out (like these killer wahines) every day in ways you can’t even imagine. Half my nā hoahānau play like this!

We stay laughing. These wahines choke deadly.

Avatar

which flavor would be your favorite?

This has GOT to be the most hilarious video. He’s so adorable and I kinda really wanna try flavoured condoms now.

update: my mom ate one of the bananas and yelled at me

So i didn’t watch this cause like family but then I did and VANILLA SEXTRACT

I watched this with my grandma and she loved it lol

Avatar

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.