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As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

slush puppy

this is actually what you should do for huskies when you live in hot places. Keep their coats trimmed short and give them a pool of ice to play in

he’s so excited!!!!!

Oh my god the owner

the worst emotional truama ive ever recieved in my life is in 2nd grade, i went to catholic school and i was really acting out that day because something my teacher did my made me blood boil, so i acted out and got to sit on a bench alone during recess

however, in defiance i ran to the slide and did the only thing i knew how to do when i was upset at someone and pissed my pants

my teacher was forced to clean up the unpacified rage that was my urination off the slide and of course my mom got called, when i got picked up by her later that day, she began to ask me if i still liked Hillary Duff, who was like my weird 2nd grader TV crush and i got all happy shaking my head like YEAH, YEAH I DO LIKE HILLARY DUFF IS SHE HERE

and thats when it struck, the peircing lance that struck my heart, and i will never forget these words my mother told me:

“Hillary Duff doesn’t like pee pee boys.”

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

i bet harry potter kept that tiny hungarian horntail from the first triwizard tournament on his bedside table forever

years later lily luna is like “daddy, what is that dragon toy?”

“well, child, it’s a brutal reminder of the time i was forced into the wizard hunger games because dumbledore can’t tell when there’s a death eater working at hogwarts”

Ohhh my god. OHHH MY GOD.

WHAT A CUTIE

I WAS EXPECTING A DOG

J.K. Rowling (via strongerjenna)

honestly, my mood swings kind of scare me. i’m set off by the most insignificant things, and go from being perfectly fine to feeling like complete shit in 0.3 seconds like is long term happiness even a thing that exists

Hermione, after the war.

I think my favorite panic-fueled response to a petitioner was when someone came up to me in Union Square and said “Hi, would you care to sign our petition for LGBT rights?” and I just blurted out “I’m already gay” and the person, taken aback, said “Well, that’s… nice.” and I said “It really is. Goodbye.” and just walked into the closest store to escape.

one time I was on my way to a final and this clipboard person was aggressively trying to stand in my way and saying “excuse me sir, can you take just one minute?” and I was like “I’m sorry I’m on my way to a final” and they said “just takes a minute to save a mountain” and I panicked because clearly the truth of why I had to go wasn’t working so I just said the first thing that came to mind which was “Sorry I hate mountains”

This is maybe my favorite response to this post, holy shit.

Disney Fine Art: “Sailing Into the Moon” by Rodel Gonzalez:)

sext: please tell me everything you like about me and why in complete detail double spaced please use evidence to support your claims, watch out for run-on sentences