It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

Am I having a fucking stroke

what the fuck was that

World heritage post.

BRO AM I GOING CRAZY WTF IS GOING ON?!

@nonbinary-hedgehog its the pineapple jojos post!!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame just incase you dont have it

What a ride.

This old farmer in the town I’m in just warned me ‘watch out for the old guy’s daughter, she’s six foot nine and built like an amazon’ and all I could do was choke up and whisper ‘awesome’

Gossipy rural townsfolk warning of tall brick shithouse lesbians who might hit on me have no idea

i love how bugs bunny is totally calm as long as everyone leaves him alone but as soon as someone bothers him he’s like “ok. now i have to kill him”

Bugs Bunny’s defining trait is that he never starts shit but ALWAYS finishes it

is this something

at least tumblr hot takes are written by an overwhelming majority of just weird nerds and teens who don’t hang out with other gays... on twitter you can stumble upon any unbelievably bad opinion and discover it was written by an nbc showrunner who married the ceo of a startup that converts rental properties into oil wells. like at least nobody here has money or influence

#listen...tumblr is like the great mouse detective/american tail/ratatouille/rescuers rodent microcosm of reality#we live parallel lives but the stakes and consequences are proportionally tiny and sound like angry squeaking to people passing by#like#explain fandom drama to someone who isn't extremely logged on and all they will precieve is 🐀 ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ

Black trans people are so important and powerful and valid and amazing and absolutely 100% radiant

Lets celebrate sis right here. Very proud of her. Doing it big for us lesbians 😝

if my friend told me they believed they were stuck in a time loop i would simply believe them

friend: i know this sounds insane i KNOW but i’m TELLING you i’ve lived this day already SO MANY times and...i think i’m in a time loop

me: okay

friend: i need you to trust m-okay?

me: okay. walk me through the entire day, and everything you’ve done during the time loop. let me help you break it.

this is why i have a time loop code, which i thought of and have never written down or spoken, all someone needs to do is tell me it and i'll know they got it from me in a previous loop

thats fucking genius

LEGENDS ONLY

this person has a patreon where people pay them to make fandom discourse. one of the patron rewards is literally that she will make a Twitter discourse thread on the topic of your choosing.

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

What the fuck who drinks that

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

certified iconic post

yeah?? and what of it?? my hands are full and my ass is fat, you fucking wish you were me

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

this bitch is sequencing dna in the tags

I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

this is like 100% what living with cats is like

the one where he’s abruptly alarmed by his pants is the funniest one to me

the older you get the more you relate. this how i talk to my kombucha

oldest daughters have more de-escalation training than cops do

I’m slooowly coloring the TMA sketches from before. Starting with Elias! Using Ecoline inks for the first time :> commissions/store/buy me a coffee