yaaas hunty

BARBIE!

She's really making sure he's dead

art by Jenna Gribbon

This home recently sold in Riverside, California, but it’s so over-the-top that I actually like it. 

Look at this, 2 big cannons. I doubt if they convey, though. 

This is the courtyard in the middle of the house.

Huge kitchen with a message carved over the stove.

Dining area with a bar. This room looks like a pub and it’s got one of those pirate statues coming down from the ceiling.

In this game room there’s even a wheel of fortune. 

Nice bright red bath with cute vintage look fixtures.

I  guess this could be the main bd. 

I thought that the decor style was like a pirate ship, but it’s starting to look like a brothel, too. 

In the dining room there’s a ship, 2 knights and a sarcophagus. 

Look at the pipe organ. I wonder if that’s included. I think the house sold for around $1.6M. 

The home office has a pool table and another Egyptian statue.

I don’t know, maybe this is the main bd.

It looks like they made a home theater as an afterthought, b/c that’s a regular TV.

Here’s a big chess game outside.

And, you get your own astronomical observatory.

You know, it seems that $1.6M is cheap for all this house has to offer.

And, look at this trains! A train set with a little town going thru the property. Look at this setup!

Down to the wine cellar.

Also down here in the basement is a rathskeller.

The house is built in a square, so there are 4 wings.

Display area for collections.

The pool area looks like a resort.

There’s a crow’s nest and a pool house, too. The house is so big the realtor has 288 photos posted, so if you want to see the rest of it, click on the link. But, hurry before they take it down, b/c it’s been sold.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2225-Arlington-Ave-Riverside-CA-92506/17861223_zpid/

THE REHEARSAL (2022-), Orange Juice, No Pulp

Dir. Nathan Fielder

there is just no gender that can ever compare to S1 dean with those disney princess eyes and pouty lips, wearing his father's old jacket that he can both literally and metaphorically not quite fill out, with the little bracelets and the ring and the samulet, with the bootcut jeans and the haircut that screams "I can be a soldier I promise"

things continue to be funny