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Pointless Blather

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Alisha/hypnotics, 23, they/them. Sidebar/header image by the wonderful alexa-eve and icon by the amazing maplespyder
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The signs and their overused/most common phrases

ARIES: "BABY GIRL"
TAURUS: "SAME"
GEMINI: "TIRED AF"
CANCER: "I KNOW RIGHT"
LEO: "I NEED TO STOP PROCRASTINATING"
VIRGO: "OH MY GOD"
LIBRA: "WHY YOU DO THAT"
SCORPIO: "RUDE"
SAGITTARIUS: "THAT´S NOT FUNNY"
CAPRICORN: "I WANT THAT"
AQUARIUS: "PLEASE SHUT UP"
PISCES: "I DONT KNOW"
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thexfiles

any rich people following me? did i mention i love rich people. looooooooooove rich people………… love em…… especially love when they give me thousands of dollars out of the goodness of their hearts……….. anyone around here rich and want to do that

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awesomevines

Ms. Frizzle’s exasperated principal

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Principal: When you say volcano field trip, you mean a volcano exhibit at a museum, right?

Ms. Frizzle: [children screaming in the background; high voice] Well, uh, not exactly….

Principal: [under breath] God damn it Ms. Frizzle…

Is he talking into a TI-84 plus?

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what I say: I’m fine…
what I mean: why did mike wazowski say ‘you’ve been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal’ to sulley in monsters inc, but they actually met in college at monsters university, which was many years after he claimed it in the first film?
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