And the next day. And the next. And the next.
What I'm saying is I'm leaving Tumblr. Any mutuals who wanna keep in touch, I'm on Disco @ Fox#3541 and Twit @
Just... try and message me who you are if your profile name doesn't make it immediately apparent.
So long, space cowboy.
one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”
i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.
ya she’s my buddy i love her!
update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!)
GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!
ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!
i found my new favorite post on this website
OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS
Stanley is so chaotic I love him
ANXIETY
OKAY BUT THIS SUMS UP THE LAST MINUTE TO A FUCKING TEE
Ultra-Short Versions of Classic Books For Lazy People
is it really ok to punch a nazi?
(watch the whole thing)
“I would like to defeat Nazis on planet Earth first”
The white liberal part 😂😂
You do NOT tolerate nazis in the media. You do NOT hear them out.
“Oh but it’s harmless no one really beli-” IT IS NOT HARMLESS, YOU ARE GIVING THEM A FOOTHOLD IN THE MEDIA, AND SO YOU ARE INVITING MORE IN.
This is amazing but imma be super off topic here cause i gotta say that he’s like… SO hot
Honestly, the whole Tumblr flagging debacle reminds me of nothing so much as the official White Wolf forums back in the 1990s, whose automatic profanity filters were so overzealous that they ended up censoring terminology from some of their own games.
(For the uninitiated, the starkest example was probably the filter that automatically converted “ass” to “butt”, including when the string A-S-S appeared as part of another word. The trouble is that White Wolf’s most popular game, Vampire: The Masquerade, included in its lore a prominent vampire clan called the Assamites, who stock-in-trade was assassination. Under the forum’s profanity filter, players were reduced to referring to them as the Buttamites, and their missions as – you guessed it – buttbuttinations.)
BUTTBUTTINATIONS.
My husband always talks about a forum where they were trying to talk about Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep and the forum’s profanity filter decided the proper author was actually “Phillip K. KEEP IT CLEAN”
Looks like we’ll all be moving to Scunthorpe soon enough.
Hollyleaf for anon!
A video captured after everyone had left the house for the day.
At this E3, I shall destroy gamer
Which one?
Are you a gamer?
That’s… that’s a loaded question… m-maybe?
You know what else is loaded?
whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape
conservatives:
Did the guy in the blue shirt just throw the guy with the black shirt off a bridge for respecting women???
No, the guy in the black shirt willingly jumped off the bridge to go get the love letter, because he respect women that much.
when you drink yo respect women juice
god Gentaro is so good
Puma takes a shower
What have you been rolling in, you dirty thing? *casually flips nature’s furry meat grinder on its side in slippery pit* TSK you even got mud in your toes, what a naughty beast
i am so confused that the puma is tolerating this
has it even heard of pumas?
look at the squinty eyes, it’s enjoying a nice grooming. :3
Can’t get this kind of treatment in the wild, after all. All cats love luxury.
From what I remember reading about this catto, he was raised by humans because he was born extremely smaller than other cougars due to genetics problems (I’m guessing he was born into a captive breeding program). He wouldn’t last in the wild and would be killed by other male cougars quickly. So he was raised by humans, and he’s essentially a massive house kitty. He’s very small for a cougar but massive for a house cat. He doesn’t seem to care, especially when he gets the good shit like this.
That’s correct! And they have an Instagram for this guy, and it’s amazing.
Haven’t had time to play Smash Bros Ultimate, but Lucha Pika is the GREATEST WRESTLER of ALL TIME!! Posted using PostyBirb
When someone is a Christian they are not constantly asked their position on the holocaust, the transatlantic slave trade, the extermination of Native Americans or any of the thousands of atrocities committed by Christians. So why do Muslims get asked about terrorism and Jews about Israel and are grouped in with specific bad people while Christians are not required to explain themselves.
Now, there’s a thought.
