~so cats~

When your parents ask you to do chores:

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

when your whole world wack rn and your life lowkey crumbling but you very calm cause none of this is real

staff​ be like

“jealousy is so disgusting” “anger is so toxic” did u know? these are emotions every human has

-there’s no such thing a “popping a cherry”

- having a lot of sex doesn’t make you “lose” , nor does it “make your walls disappear”

-you’re not supposed to bleed or experience extreme pain your first time having sex (some women bleed for other reasons but it shouldn’t be due to lack of arrousal and foreplay)

-the idea of virginity is sexist

-having sex the 30th time can be just as special as your first time

-having sex does not make you “less pure” -There is no medical or biological definition of virginity

- the concept of virginity was created to control female sexuality

Do you want to know what is truly ruining the sanctity of marriage?

Minion wedding cake toppers.

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

I’m going to open a restaurant called “Peace and Quiet” where kid’s meals are $250.00

someone, sarcastically: hah go cry about it 

me: i’m literally going to

reblog if ur also a socialist lesbian divorcee witch that kills children

trying to finish your essay at 3am like

bae: can you cook????

me:

High School Musical and Tumblr

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