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“Take. That. Back.At least I’m not normalcore.”
“Sounds like something a hipster would say! “
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❝ ‘Good’ is an overstatement. ❞
❝ You look mildly less trainwreck-ish than usual. Only by a fraction, though. Don’t get cocky. ❞ There’s a compliment there. Somewhere.
“I can’t believe you’re so mean to me! What did I ever even do to you? I do not deserve to be treated like this! “
“I look pretty good. You are allowed to remind me to that whenever you want. "
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◀☢▶ “A KISS WITH A FIST, maybe – pucker up, dickbasket!!”
“I can’t believe how mean you are! “
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"I would. I mean, you're not that bad!"
“What would you do? DATE me? Who wouldn’t to be honest. “
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◀☢▶ “Urgh, FINE!! Go clone yourself and have a happy little self-cestuous romance so that I don’t have to watch you try to ask people to the fucking space circus anymore!”
"I WOULD but isn't that kind of a crime against nature? I mean I have always been a supporter of new technology and all yet a part of me is still Aretian and I don’t think really like the idea of that a lot. Then again.. more Dren in the universe.. mm.. “
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◀☢▶ “WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOU.”
“I dunno, I think I’d date myself. “
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◀☢▶ “ – Oooohh, I get it!! This is you practicing for your stupid, stupid dream of being a comedian, right?? You didn’t actually miss my sarcasm, right?!”
"You mean you DON'T want to go out on a date with me? "
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◀☢▶ “Oh my goodness, I CAN’T TELL YOU HOW THRILLED THIS MAKES ME!! Gosh, let me just clear my schedule and we can immediately begin a whirlwind romance!! I feel like the luckiest woman in the world!!!!”
“See? I KNEW you were actually going to appreciate my company. I will give you the greatest night of your life babe-- what was your name again? Mila? Right? Yeah. We will do great. Let’s go to the circus. “
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me: is screaming because i reached 1.5 k a while ago but never did shit for it lmfaaaoo smh. So, after a long wait, here i am with my infamous follow forevers. I do these maybe once a year because of extreme effort, because as you can see i put so many people on these. Reasoning is very simple: im just so thankful :’(. Ive received a lot of support from you people, love, care, ive made friends, etc, etc, etc. I dont wanna get too emotional except thanks everyone for sticking around and always supporting me and cadillac, or at least some of you…….. youre all hennies and honeys and hunties and im so glad to interact with each and every single one of you! the following people are all people ive interacted with, am friends with, or just love seeing on my dash. i thought of you while writing this stupid follow forever, so that should mean SOMETHING. anyway. see you next milestone, dirty razors. XXXX FARIDA.
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◀☢▶ “We’d be here all day if I started listing how many marriage proposals people have sent me, let alone requests for a date.”
'Well I was almost ENTIRELY sure I must be the only guy who ever asked you out to do anything but yeah even though your confidence kinda sucks I guess I am still willing to go. “
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—- Fingers drummed against
the black table, dark room lit up by a celestial ceiling, blue and bright dots. A pretty room, of course, as if being a captive of royalty was a privilege and thus he deserved better than a cell. And still, something was so absolutely enraging about the situation, besides— let’s see— HIS LACK OF FUCKING FREEDOM. Ages, he had spent up there. Ages, and it wouldn’t surprise him if they would turn into dull centuries very soon. Who would have thought his father didn’t want to put any effort into saving him? Who would have thought that instead of getting out himself, he would waste his time waiting for his dad to go up and get him out of this ugly mess, to show his goddamned son that he might mean something? Who would have thought he was STUPID? Not the prince himself.
The sound of a loud voice outside put a halt to the rhythm of his fingers. Eyes glanced to the window, and for a moment he felt hopeful. Perhaps, after so long, his dad came after all? He got up and sauntered towards the window, only to be greeted with someone who fell inside. A little man, small, tiny, and most definitely not his father. An OBNOXIOUS knight?! His speech to announce his present baffled the prince. Dark eyes narrowed, thick brows furrowed, and sharp teeth clenched. THIS? WAS? HIS? SAVIOUR? Well, he sure did a great job dealing with that ugly asshole outside, guarding this place in the first place.
“ Took you LONG, FUCKING ENOUGH! I’ve been up here far too long. How did deal with the prick outside?! “
“Wow, uhm, hey! Excuse you but I am not sure if you heard me right. I am hare to SAVE you. I'm a KNIGHT. Isn’t it your responsibility to treat me with respect. “
But there was no time left to continue this conversation or to even get a good look at his prince at all because before he could even start his next insult a loud cracking noise came from down stairs. A HEAVY noise, and if noises had emotions an ANGRY one.
“--Yes, okay. About that. I am probably going to throw you out of the window now so... “
With all the energy in his body he tried to push the prince over to the window he climbed in from, but once he nearly managed to get him out of there he noticed the rope has totally vanished and he almost KILLED the one he came to safe.
“..Uhm, okay. New plan. Right. Well.. Say.. how often do.. RUN! “
& The mighty knight slams in the door because seemingly he is strong enough to do so, takes the prince by his hands and runs down until he finally reaches the downstairs. Yet, as he finally stops to gain some breath he stumbles across the giant guarding the place; a mutant, a monster, a mixture of possibly all sorts of intergalactic predators. A failed experiment, perhaps?
He was stunned and at this moment, he was sure this would be his last moment | alive.
“Oh no.. “
& The mighty knight swings his sword around. One lizard, two lizard One by one he slays the disgusting hybrid creatures who stand in his way for he has a quest; a quest to safe the prince locked up in the tower above. And he, a galactic knight now must safe the poor king from the claws of... of.. men...
“OUT OF MY WAY YOU ALL LOOK LIKE VOMIT”
The knight spoke as he killed another beast. Of course were those poor things a few centimeters smaller than him and didn’t cause any harm at all. Because certainly this knight wasn’t going to fight anything that is an ACTUAL threat.
But let’s continue. As the Dren comes closer to the tower in which the prince is locked he finds himself surrounded by a doze or so marble statues surrounding the building. As he moved closer to the tower’s entrance he could hear the entire area.. breathe.. as if there was something alive out here.
He wasn’t going to find out whatever it was.This knight is smart. He takes out a rope and a hook and makes sure to throw it all the way up to the open window above the tower. Of course this way is the easiest, if he were to go in on the main entrance it was certain a monster would kill him. He knows his movies.
Quickly he climbs up on the rope until he finally reached the window. Then he falls in the room because he lost knowledge over what gravity is.
“YES PRINCE THAT’S RIGHT ITS ME DREN HUDSON YOUR KNIGHT I WILL BE SAVING YOUR LIFE TONIGHT DO NOT BE AFRAID. “
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—- “ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! “
And he punches him right in his ugly throat.
“ A GIRL DOESN’T ACT A CERTAIN WAY, GENDER ROLES ARE A CONCEPT CREATED BY MANKIND IN ORDER TO BRAINWASH HUMANITY WITH THE HELP OF MEDIA AND THE CORPORATIONS!!!!!! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS REAL MEN & REAL WOMEN, YOU DUMB, SHIT-MUNCHING PISS-REEKING M O T H E R F U C K !!! “
“SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A GIRL WOULD SAY! “
& He sadly crawls away from the the ugly blue giant, knowing that somewhere deep inside of him he’s totally right about everything. So sad to end a discussion like this. But the world just doesn’t happen to be fair. Feminism has ruined us all.
“You’re a shitty boyfriend Cadillac. “
people like dren.