Idiot Can’t Even Make His Own Pancakes

my full piece for @palimpsestzine 🧡 ursula defeats the basel basilisk! 🐔you can still purchase the zine until the end of april, please consider donating! everything raised is going to Librarians and Archivists with Palestine + it's the most beautiful pdf i've ever seen

when i was a kid, a new set of starter pokemon getting revealed had the cultural weight of a presidential election to me

video game scenery: [32/∞] ↳ tower of ishal ◁ dragon age: origins

"The Tower of Ishal is a tower located to the east of the abandoned fortress of Ostagar and plays an important role in King Cailan's plans to defeat the darkspawn during the Fifth Blight".

um you literally cant abolish serfdom just like that 🙄 like i know some of you want a GLORIOUS serfs revolution but lets be realistic here, it just cant happen 😑 like oook wow get your pitchfork and torch, bravo!!! more violence!!! and do you know whos ACTUALLY going to get hurt??? 🤡 Umm thats right, the servants and noblemens guards and private armies, some of us have cousins serving there and its not like they WANT to burn your fields when you didnt pay the tax, but they have to make a living somehow 🤷‍♀️ instead we need to organize and help our local communities. learn to sew clothes from flour sacks. learn to water the plants with well water. while youre busy with your dreams of being next matija gubec ill continue living in the real world. 💅

borb

ID: a realistic oil painting of a pigeon stepping forwards towards the viewer. it has sparkling flecks of pink and green iridescence on its neck. end ID

Love being fun and silly with strangers… Today at the farmers market the hummus guy saw my bag and was like “We’re filling that up right??” and I was like Twist my arm!! and we both hooted. Then at the end he was like “By the way the baklava is only half sliced so make sure to slice before serving… that is, if you’re going to share!!” and I was like “Oh I wouldn’t count on that!! 😉😉” and we shared another hearty laugh. I love playing in this space with you

I think it would be really funny if you could get Wyll out of his pact by having Withers reclass him

Mizora over here pissed off because she didn’t anticipate Wyll being friends with the god of paperwork who would get him out of his devil contract for 100 gold, meanwhile he’s punching trees in half because he’s a monk now and giggling the whole time

it's too dangerous to go alone take this~

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XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS (1995–2001)

the original girl boss of gaming; commander shepard everyone.

me going to bed tonight