When your teacher takes away your pirate sword so you have to kill her because the sword was a key accessory to your costume 

“All is for the best in the best of possible worlds.” ― Voltaire, Candide

Denis O’Hare as Liz Taylor, American Horror Story: Hotel S05E05 ‘Room service’

IM SCREAMING

Bisexual blood drinkers that have orgies and drink together STAY TOGETHER

James Dean photographed by Roy Schatt, 1954. (via)

Brian and Justin + Nuzzling requested by anonymous

Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)

people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner like

this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries