[x] Bonus:

Not all fashion shows have been cancelled. 

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concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

you know… these guys

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

Fuck you guys.

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

Beautiful

It is perfect

I cannot express to you How Long I’ve been Searching for this fucking post and one day it just SHOWS UP ON MY DASH? Hell yeah! 

The ones sitting in the glass by a bottle of wine make this post

This is actually, non-ironically, a great way of asking about benefits and company culture without asking about those things directly.

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

My life has been meaningless until now🤘

oh, shes VIBING™ vibing

where did the face of the alien at the top even come from

This is so

Unnecessary

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

 there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT IM SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A HORSE JFC

As opposed to “I’m so hungry I could eat a child.”

so many things are going on in this post

I just have to mention that these pasta measurers get EVEN BETTER. You’ve also got your choice of Unicorn (with rainbow):

Or T-Rex (with people running away in terror):

No clever tools, we prepare the whole box and eat until we’re physically sick like men

6 June 2014

Break My Heart - Dua Lipa

Dua Lipa photographed by Charles Dennington for Vogue Australia

her robotic, glacial voice; the blood; the gasps from the crowd; the way her mic hits the ground on beat with the song; its performance at its peak

iconic

she gave unhinged women our rights

i watch this video exactly once a month and it gives me full body asmr

This was fighting for gay rights

We will forever stan

never forget her commentary on this performance:

“The methodology behind what I’ve done is that, when they wanted me to be sexy, or they wanted me to be pop, I always fuckin’ put some absurd spin on it that made me feel like I was still in control. So you know what? If I’m gonna be sexy on the VMAs, and sing about the paparazzi, I’m going to do it while I’m bleeding to death and reminding you of what fame did to Marilyn Monroe, the original Norma Jean, and what it did to Anna Nicole Smith, and what it did to…  Yeah. You know who.”

Me during winter ❄️

the more snow that you eat, the less snow that you shovel 🐶