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Misfits and Malcontents

@doctorstarlock / doctorstarlock.tumblr.com

Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble.
— Age-wise, I predate Spongebob, that’s all you need to know. If you’re here for the frog asks, I tag them as #frog facts and #frog anon
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Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except it’s playing from your neighbor’s radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.

This is just literally what it’s like to sit on my porch

is this asmr

This is how I imagine it sounds all the time anywhere near the Appalachian mountains.

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Ok, doing great on the invertebrates and upper trophic levels, but it looks like we're at saturation for macrofauna, what we need is a lot more substrate- more rocks, more water, more foliage in general but ESPECIALLY GRASSES AND SEDGES. I'm not aiming for a specific ecosystem, just aiming for enough space for everyone, and that means building terra and the root systems to hold it in place.

Alright folks let's gooooo!

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there’s such an unbelievable multitude of this type of (straight) woman who’s like “when he mentions a ‘she’ 😡🥺👀” “when he calls some girl his ‘friend’ 👀👀🔪” etc and this person is like a different species to me. this person is a space alien. this type of person makes me feel like amy adams in arrival

a man’s female friends are like a car’s warranty. a woman has vouched for this guy’s ability to be normal. you should be kissing her on the mouth for her service

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