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You're not Absolem, I'm Absolem

@absolemcaterpillar / absolemcaterpillar.tumblr.com

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hwngmilkk

˳۟𝂅 .ᵎ ͝ ♡۪ܳ𝃚˳ֹ.𝃚𝄄𝄅݂۟🗯˒₎

𓈒ׁ܂𐇽 ⃪♡゙࣭𝂅˳𝗆𝖺𝗒.ׂ 𝂅𝗐𝖾̫̠ 𝗆𝖾̶ׂ𝖾𝗍₎࣭𓈒𝖺˒𝗀۫𝖺𝗂𝗇࣭𝂅.

𓈒۫𝃚݂❛@baestuff-psd˒ֹ.𝂅۪⑊₉

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"Hey you big fuckin NERD!"

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"Greetings you waste of Time."

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absolemcaterpillar​:
mallydormousewashere​:
“Rude”
“Honestly, are you even surprised. You only come to my corner of the House when you need something. That, my dear mouse, is rude.”
“I-” The mouse squints at the caterpillar. “Fair enough.” There was a pause before he asks. “I need that book about the blue barbarians to get Thackery’s reaction.” 

“Blue barbarians? What in Underland’s name are you-” He cuts himself off with the sudden realization. “No, absolutely not. You leave that poor Hare alone.” Absolem glared at him over the rim of his glasses. “This is all Alice’s fault...as usual.”

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labors

“wtf did i do to deserve this” i say, as though im not fully aware of the multiple things i have done to deserve this,

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Well there is a familiar face I haven’t seen in a long time. How have you been, my old friend?”

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“How have I been? I…don’t know. I’ve been stuck in Underland because of this whole pandemic and I can’t even contact anybody up here, so I don’t even know what’s going on! Ugh!”
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Why would you care about what is going on in the oyster world’ Absolem? Last I checked, us wonderlandian’s are immune.”

"We're from two different worlds Sean. Your Wonderland may be immune but my Underland may not be." The Caterpillar paused to give the other man a once over.

"You look different. Did you change your hair or...?"

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