For as long as I can remember I've gotten a sense of nerves akin to dread before any festival or holiday. Anyone else?
If you’re happy about the new Deadpool movie but simultaneously dreading the increased emergence of fuckboys at cons who will harass women with lowered inhibition due to the confidence and anonymity granted by the Deadpool costume and you know it
clap your hands
Somewhere, beyond the clouds...
Everyone’s gathered by the gate and the welcoming party for Dusty Rhodes has finally ended. People are exhausted, worn out, preparing to sleep for the evening and hope that their hangovers don’t last too long.
God gives Dusty a firm handshake. “You know Dusty, they were right. You do put on one heck of a party!” Dusty smiles big. “Well, the guest list was pretty big, but all my buddies are here! It’s just a good thing HE didn’t show up…”
God nods, knowing exactly who Dusty is referencing. “Oh yeah, things may have gotten a little out of ha-….”
God trails off as his expression drops. Dusty has a look of concern. They hear a faint sound getting louder as they turn toward the gates of Heaven, which were starting to whirr…
…the sound became more defined…
….bagpipes.
The gates creak open…
…and ominous figure starts to prance through the smoke.
The bagpipes get louder.
The silhouette of a long-haired lunatic extends his arms to his sides and gives a hearty yell as his kilt flows in the wind.
Dusty’s jaw drops. Everyone starts to stir and some wake up, cowering in fear. The British Bulldog groans. Mr. Perfect grins. Dusty can only shake his head.
God himself looks terrified as he finally speaks….
“Oh, shit….”
Every weekend I turn into a complete moron
"It comes in pints? I'm getting one"
At a gig in an old country house last night. Room full off old suitcases, ridiculously high ceilings and any photo I coulda taken woulda been pretty as all hell.
HIS FACE WHEN HE SAYS “PROPER”
We saw a lot of the reviews and the interviews, and people always cutting us down, and ‘jailbait’ is a light word…think the meanest thing you could possibly call a girl, the most degrading thing you could call her, then think a hundred times worse. And that’s the way the Runaways were treated. Joan Jett on misogyny in journalism, circa-1982
So.Damn.Excited.
Picked up Kasabian by Kasabian and the soundtrack to Halloween 2 on vinyl this weekend. Only gathered the balls to listen to the latter now and it's just as terrifying as I recall. 😳🔪💀 #Halloween #MichaelMyers #Kasabian #DeathWaltz
original storyboards for the title sequence from ‘Batman: the Animated Series’, by Bruce Timm. this won Bruce Timm an Emmy Award.
this sequence has been called the BEST animated representation of the Dark Knight. ever. Not the TV Show (which was great) just this opening 60 seconds of animation. the best Batman story ever animated.
also you know what?
while I’m here and while I’m pissed off, let me say something really important.
I know tumblr loves to mock superwholock bloggers and people who love John Green books and all that shit, but please realize that a lot of people in those fandoms are kids.
a...
#LazyFingers
And here's my great-grandfather sporting a DANDY moustache!
Fuck Top Gear, here's my Grandad (top right) looking all badass with his volley ball team.
".. If you had the pint of Harp"