if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

this is the money jessica. reblog in 10 seconds for good luck 

i have the mental stability of mr crocker 

There's no show where you love all the main -

when the porn doesn’t explain why they are having sex

what’s the mood for tuesday

what the fuck do you want