eternal denial & smutty deliberations

I love that people didn’t want Heath Ledger to be the joker cus he had gay cowboy sex. Do you seriously think the joker WOULDNT have gay cowboy sex? In this society???

I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

Salute to our troops (70s careerwomen who put their hard-earned dollars into homemade gay erotica)

It was women with secretarial jobs doing a lot of the heavy lifting, if memory serves correctly.

They had training in type setting, could churn things out quickly, knew how to organise mailing lists, and had easy access to Expensive High Tech like photocopiers.

Boss make a dollar, she makes a dime. That's why she's printing Kirk X Spock zines on company time.

gay new yorker. faggot about it!

thank you prev

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

40% of tumblr users haven’t even Heard of velvet goldmine. L + fake gay + prude + you don’t even know about the oscar wilde glowing green gem of gay sex

The world if Star Trek producers let the characters be as queer as the actors wanted them to be.

I get what you're saying and agree but that very much is what Star Trek looks like

Yeah but not the world. Let Star Trek be gay and our world will turn Star Trek. That’s just math.

They should remove the age requirement for presidency. Its time for america to enter its despotic boy-king era

The most relatable thing anyone has ever done, in my opinion, is Chris Nolan working SO HARD to squeeze Cillian Murphy into every Dark Knight film.

Like Batman Begins? He’s the secondary antagonist, he belongs there.

Dark Knight? Kinda makes sense that he’d pop up just to tie loose ends I guess but it doesn’t totally work…

Dark Knight Rises? He’s taken over the legal system??? What’s he doing there? Why’s he there? How did he even get into this position?? I mean yass queen slay girlboss but bro??? He has like 1 minute of screentime and within that minute he disses Bane IN FRONT OF HIM?? And there are NO CONSEQUENCES???????

I have one of those robot vacuums but there's a mirror in the house low enough to the ground that the lidar scanner can see a nonexistent room in the reflection so on the navigation map it's generated I have a room that doesn't exist that I have to forbid the vacuum from entering.

“The greatest night in showbiz history.”

On April 23, 1961, Judy Garland performed at New York’s Carnegie Hall.

I looked into your future and I saw death.

London Fog Cupcakes

BLOOD AND SAND (1941) Dir. Rouben Mamoulian

Happy birthday, Shirley MacLaine! 🎈

Pain, suffering, death I feel. Something terrible has happened. Young Skywalker is in pain. Terrible pain.