funny stuff

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

I can hear fucked up creatires on the roof scrottering around ‼️‼️

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

Wᴇʀᴇ sᴍᴏᴋɪɴɢ ғɪʟᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇ ᴏғ sʜɪᴛ.

Lᴀsᴛ ɢᴜʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʀᴀɴ ᴏғғ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀᴄᴋ ɢᴏᴛ ᴄʜᴏᴋᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ʙʏ sᴏᴍᴇ Gɪᴠᴇɴᴄʜʏ ɢʟᴏᴠᴇs. Tʜᴇ ʟᴀsᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ʜᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ sᴀᴡ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀɪᴄᴇ ᴛᴀɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. Sʟᴏᴡʟʏ ғᴀᴅᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ Dᴀʀᴋɴᴇss, ᴀɴᴅ I ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ Aʀᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇʟs ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ʜɪᴍ.

ibuprofen please save me from the dragon

welcome to my world

this is what david tennant looks like in that gay angel demon show

she goin wayback on my machine

"The names Marc, with a C"

*entering into my contacts as Cark*

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

I was born in the late nineteen hundreds

youtube to illuminated manuscript converter is down again