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Yep. If history gives you a warm, fuzzy feeling, you aren't learning history. You're being indoctrinated.

same with the medical industry...

Nothing on tiktok is this funny

Back when you had six seconds to be creative af with minimal editing

those "reblog if your blog will be safe from jumpscares this october" things crack me up because i've been on here for years and i've yet to see

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

ok this is insane but like.. the new tumblrinas are more acclimated to the culture than some normal users. i mean it. like every single reddit refugee post has an INSANELY CLOSE like to reblog ratio and there all mutualing each other and sending each other asks and dms. like wtf. how are you better at this.

in all seriousness i think its because we welcomed them with such feral delight. like every single tumblr user individually saw the reddit refugees and were like "ok listen. we love you honey and hope you're feeling good and here are the instructions" and they did SO MUCH MORE THAN WE THOUGHT THEY WOULD!!! AND NOW ALL OF THEM ARE LIKE HAVING SO MUCH FUN AND IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM!!!!

and also not to keep going but i adore how everyone is so so emotional about this. like every single reddit refugee is like "oh my god why are you so nicee i havent felt this happy in years holy fuckkk..." and were all like "its ok!!! im so glad you are having fun you are doing such a good job yknow? youre perfect at this!!" anyways if YOURE a reddit refugee lets be mutuals

We've been let loose after staring at r/Tumblr posts for several years, our time is nigh

I feel like there should be some type of metal music over this...

I'd be lying if I said I didnt think about you practically all day

Shoutout to all the ladies who aren't afraid to date a man who's a work in progress and help build with him. Too many girls only want the finished product.

we building together

yes and

and 

business majors are like orcs to me. and not the hot kind

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the backwards version for anyone who needs it

how many of my followers do you think are from the mirror dimension

as an Australian i kinda got it but i needs up-side-down version.

seeing everyone just mindlessly sign up for threads despite all the clear warning signs feels like I’m living in Sailor Moon or a magical girl anime episode where the Monster of the Day just set up shop over night and their product is literally draining your lifeforce for the Dark Kingdom but people keep going there

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

What is happening???

Must everything be explained. Live here in this moment with us

must be new...

the weird little girl to strange little man pipeline

this is so unrelatable that i'm going to talk to my therapist about how much i don't relate to this

ok. do you like need something or

They didn't have the basket robens mint ice cream at heebers so I had to get ben10 jerries and it's okay I guess but it's kinda awful. It's like it's not mint chocolate but it's also not toothpaste flavored, it's some nothing else.

can anyone hear me. where am i

The Pipeline. enjoy. remember your pool noddle for fun.

i hate you shein. i hate you wish. i hate you temu. i hate you aliexpress. i hate you fast fashion. i hate you consumerism. i hate you planned obsolescence. i hate you plastics.

"Vegan Leather"

Plastic. just say plastic.

How dare you leave this in the notes

Before anyone goes into vegan leather alternatives made from cactus or cork or fruit waste...

I heard of those too. I thought they were really cool! I thought it was a great idea! So I went and looked into how they were made!

They're all made by binding the organic material together with at least 50% plastic.

They're still all plastic.