It’s not about “illegals stealing our jobs,” it’s about not being white. If anyone tells you otherwise they are lying.

Me: I’m 6'2 Some kid: wow I’m six too

Someone else come up with a punch line to this joke

reblog if you think the joke is good on its own

The Best April Fools' Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)

Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.

So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?

My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.

Letters were posted. All was well.

Until this happened…

What the-?

This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

This meme has reached critical mass. It will never be greater than this.

Do “flat earthers” think all the planets are flat or just the Earth?

Fuckin goofball thinks there’s other planets.

short dress, no panties 🐱

gifs by iwasawinrar

♡ me ⏐ wishlist ⏐ snapchat ♡

Lovely ass!

apparently being exposed as an untrustworthy president is “unfair” but okay

The fact that he called himself a politician smh. You’re not a politician and you’re not even a good businessman.

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.

And the biggest dogs

Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 

and together

That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT! Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

i can’t believe she just murdered her son like that [x]

Me

she was so metal

My whole life is the angry dome

black twitter will live forever

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure