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Man to Man - Archie Andrews + violence + homoeroticism

demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?

roomba: [is a roomba]

demon:

roomba:

demon:

roomba:

demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit

roomba: *slowly spells on floor* K N I F E

demon: ahhhhh I see. You have heard the legend of Stabby.

roomba: *vibrates excitedly*

demon: *lovingly tapes a knife onto the roomba* no charge

Roomba: >:3

I love it when tumblr posts become so legendary they just get referenced in other tumblr posts

Riverdale S02E14 // S05E03

hes ur “emotional support blorbo”??? girl he cant even emotionally support Himself

Not ‘support’ as in ‘supportive’, ‘support’ as in ‘load-bearing’.

#oh he supports plenty of loads all right

#yall read ‘emotional support x’ and think ‘emotionally supportive’? #girl they’re a *stress ball* not a fukin therapist 😂 [X]

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too

not only did you prove your point, but you showed an example of it in the same sentence

"how have u been”

bro i want to disappear forever without a single explanation

so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my family and Jesus himself walk straight back into some raging inferno that was once my house to go get my fat cat. I nodded back

Was thinking today about how money is like a rewind button for life. I didn't have it until a year ago, when I finally graduated from medical residency and my salary tripled overnight; I just never had the kind of money that makes these things possible. But now I do, and I can tell you that I don't fear making a lot of the mistakes that used to terrify me. If I spent 5 bucks on a mascara and hated it, well, tough luck, I either don't wear mascara or I wear that one. I couldn't buy shoes online. What if I have to return them? What if I can't get away from work long enough to return them? So I'd buy them in person, walking around and around the store, hoping I'd figure it out if they were going to pinch or hurt me because I wasn't getting a second shot at that money.

I dyed my hair. I'm bored with it now and trying to get the dye out, and I'm not stressed about it, because worst case scenario, I have the money to buy more bleach and more dye and if I need to I can pay for a stylist to fix it.

I bought shoes online. One pair didn't fit. I just gave them away. Easier than returning and the money means something totally different to me now.

I'm doing things I simply would never have done, could never have done, because I have the money to fix them if I make mistakes at these things that are new to me.

It is beyond inhumane that this is what gets people the ability to make mistakes and come back from them, erase them, fix them, rewind. We need to make life easier for everyone, not minuscule increments better for the already very rich.

Fucking this. I think about this a lot. Money gives you a luxury of failure that is so vital to being able to grow and learn. Failure and mistakes should not be a luxury affordable only to some.

Calvin and Hobbes still relevant 25 years later.

Julie Bell, world renowned fantasy artist & bodybuilder (1995)

I don't play Genshin Impact, but this is what I see every day on my tl 🤓

valleys of the young

the one who defied god