May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

Just reblogging in hope.

Dog owners please be aware.

REBLOG THIS PLEASE

This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.

Always good to remind folks - if it has xylitol, KEEP IT AWAY FROM DOGS! It induces profound hypoglycemia and liver failure and is life-threatening :(

Xylitol is also the typical ingredient in sugar free candies and some baked goods. Other names, if you’re checking labels:

What other names is Xylitol known by? Birch Sugar, E967, Meso-Xylitol, Méso-Xylitol, Sucre de Bouleau, Xilitol, Xylit, Xylite, Xylo-pentane-1,2,3,4,5-pentol.

A list of brands and products containing xylitol

I mean.

I knew that Australia was on fire, but I didn’t take the next step in logic to realize that the species that lived in some of the trees of the continental brushfire would take such a severe hit from it.

At least some polar bears have wandered south and crossed with grizzlies as an alternative to starving and drowning in the increasingly iceless Arctic. Koalas have no such luck. Their survival needs are too specific. They’re done for.

7,000 notes later, consider a counterpoint:

https://www.cnet.com/news/koalas-are-not-functionally-extinct-but-they-need-our-help/

[…]

So, um, whoops.

The news I linked yesterday had a time stamp of yesterday, so of course I assumed the initial warning was contemporaneous and a consequence of the recent bushfires. Doesn’t seem to be the case.

The charismatic fauna is in dire trouble, but not from that specifically, and as mentioned, grieving halts work.

I’ll be more careful in the future.

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

^

4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.

Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time

girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.

guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis

9.  When you enter a room, take a second to observe where all the exits are.  This work for everyone, not just women, in the case of a fire or other catastrophe.

10.  Sit in a corner near the exit where you can see who is approaching you and who exits/enters the room.

11. Learn to get comfortable holding your drinks by the rim, with your hand over the top of it. Cut the people who notice and say something disparaging about it out of your life, and keep the people who notice but do not say anything unkind or incredulous on thin fucking ice, they were looking at your drink and noted it was inaccessible either way.

12. Claw and scratch at the person’s face, gouge out their eyes, do as much damage as you possibly can, bite them and don’t spit or swallow anything that gets in your mouth when you do. Accumulate as much DNA evidence as possible while doing as much damage as possible so that if they have to go to the hospital, there’s a chance they might get caught.

hey if you’re in the U.S. and use food stamps or know somebody who does i found this online cookbook that has recipes for eating well on approximately $4/day :o) 

I don’t have food stamps but I need to know how to eat well for $4/day. Thank you for this.

HOLY SHIT 

This cookbook is really amazing. I’ve used a couple of the recipes and they are so easy to follow. And in the beginning there are a bunch of really great tips for saving on food stuff.

Here is a working link for the cookbook.

Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back.

At my last company, one day someone in accounting approached me at lunch and quietly told me I need to ask for a raise because I was way underpaid.

They gave me a number to shoot for.  It was about twice than what I had been making at the time.

So I went online, did some research, found some figures backing up my claim, put it all together and went to my boss.

I got what I asked for.

If it hadn’t been for that person in accounting telling me I was way underpaid, I’d have never known.  I went from barely scraping by to being able to have a savings account and getting all my debts paid thanks to them.

You should at least check sites like salary.com to start the process of seeing what you should be making.

Because this is crucially important

Except for the fact that 90% of the time you are under contract not to talk about your salary otherwise the company can sue you. Every job I’ve had I’ve had to sign that I won’t discuss my pay with other employees otherwise my employment is terminated and the company will take legal action. 

It’s actually illegal for companies to forbid wage discussion, they’re just counting on you not knowing your rights.

Important

Fuck.

If you scrolled right past this - GO THE FUCK BACK UP - this is a huge PSA

jfc I’ll be having some words with some folks

People at HoAnns believe this garbage that we can’t talk about or wages, but that was how we found out about a gap in management wages, and a gap between people who were hired under the old SM and the new SM.

Seriously guys, try salary.com. I just checked it myself, and now I’m actually pretty pissed

#my only four moods

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

I WAS AT THIS MEETING, I MET THIS CAT. I forget his name but he was soooo sweet, I think it was Councilman Clark who brought him in! This was at the very first meeting in Denver to decide whether to ban declawing (the ban succeeded!)

Update: I emailed this post to councilman Clark, subject line “your kitty is famous”

Update 2: Councilman Clark responded, he thinks this is awesome and his cat’s name is Kit Kat

Thank you Kit Kat for protecting the cats of Denver!

I think the emotion on Kit Kat’s face is democratic engagement.

yo stop what ur doin rn and wish my man godzilla a happy birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY U FUNKY LITTLE LIZARD

Hey could I get some help with some money? I need just $7 to eat today, I’m looking for a job and I have had a lot of hopeful prospective interviews recently I’m just desperate for some food rn my Venmo is @Adrian-Coomber thank you so much

If you do help I’ll draw u a small chibi as a thank you

I will draw anything no matter how depraved, I am desperate for cash

It’s Juneteenth and Pride Month

So it’d be much appreciated in the form of reparations if yall could help out a mentally ill queer black nb person move out of their abusive, hyper Christian home. I’ve just put down a ton of money for my security deposit, so any cash sent my way would be amazing for start up costs like furniture, appliances, moving trucks, etc since this is my first time living in my own place.

U can throw ur coins here: http://paypal.me/rchai

Boston literally is considering straight pride.

Why LGBT people need pride:

Here’s why straight people need pride :

The only reason straight pride exists is for homophobia and hatred

Here’s a quote from a member of Sao Paulo’s straight pride march : “not anti-gay, but a protest against the privileges the gay community enjoys.”

“PRIVILEGES”

Straight pride divides us further and is not necessary, especially in 2019!

Radical Queer posters seen around Brisbane, courtesy of rad queer crew ‘No Pride In Police’

things i never expected to learn through a tedtalk but now am glad to know:

the founder of Sirius XM radio is a sapphic trans woman and is currently trying to preserve her wife’s consciousness in a digital file so her wife can be immortal in the body of a robot.

heres the tedtalk if you dont believe because everyone deserves to know this reality of the amazing world in which we live 

Holy shit you neglected to mention that when her daughter got a terminal disease with no cure or treatment possible she literally went to the library got some medical textbooks and taught herself enough biochemistry to actually begin developing a drug that halted the disease good god why have we never heard of this absolute genius

YOU KNOW WHY  YOU K N O W   W  H Y

Real life tony stark is a gay trans woman

Her name is Martine Rothblatt. She also founded United Therapeutics, which is a company that works to find cures for “””small””” diseases that don’t necessarily affect a lot of people. 

oh, yes–and she’s Jewish.

Here is a picture of Martine and her wife, Bina Aspen:

hmmm