Dear Diary, (April 2)

So Ross moved his party to this weekend which is cool I guess because I'll be ungrounded and Mason and I got to work on our project today. He was showing me these cool Katy Perry remixes and it was pretty fun I guess. I like him and my friends know that but they can't know I like like him. Also Crissy got me Ross's number and he sent me a ;) emoticon so I think he totally like likes me. But if I go to prom with Ross, Mason will be totally jealous and so will Carl but let's be real Carl doesn't have a chance. Also Crissy said Mason was a nerd today and I was totally embarrassed because I totally like him but I also like Ross. OMG I feel like I'm on twilight lol. Ashley said I'm irresponsible and need to do my homework but I just gained 3 more followers on twitter so I'm busy. She thinks I should be a smart nurse like her but that's totally lame! When I'm old like her I'm going to get paid just to live because I'm so damn fineee. Like Kim K. Her game is stupid like this kid Max in my school. Ugh he's such a man whore! I wouldn't date him for $1,000 unless beyonce told me to. One time he slapped my ass at assembly and his girlfriend Lacey broke up with him and I told her I don't like like him but you go girl he's a douch bag! Now Lacey and I are kinda friends I guess I mean we both went to a Sam Smith concert together but it's whatever. I guess I'll write again tomorrow or whatever. OMG I'm totally craving veggie chips right now mhmmmmm.

Dear Diary, (April 1)

Today at school this bitch Sophie said I had fat thighs but then this loser Carl was like I think your thighs are great but I was like ew Carl probably likes me gross but I didn't say that. Carl is okay I guess but he's really needy and also he smells like fish sticks and I'm a vegan. So I ran into Ross in the hall and I was like oh sorry and Ross was like no it was my fault. I really hope he asks me to prom, I totally have the hots for him. But I also kind of like Mason but he's a total nerd! I'd never tell my friends Crissy or Bailey that I like him but he's really funny and smart. At least Ross has abs. Oh well I'm torn. We're like a love triangle + Carl. Then when I came home Ashley was all like you got a C- on your test were you flirting with that boy again? and I was like God Ashley stop slut shaming me geez. Then we had cesar salad for dinner but Ashley also ate a burger which is murder and is gross plus it makes your ass fat just saying. Oh well her loss, well gain lol. I'm hilarious. OMG I just got a text from Bailey, Ross is having a party tomorrow and I'm totally invited. Damn it I'm grounded plus Mason and I were supposed to work on our history project. Oh what the hell. XOXO, Kay