what is outside

First look at DC Universe’s SWAMP THING (2019–)

hurtful but thank you

Being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is “Peepoo” for the last 30 years of your life

everyone needs to know about ribbon seals

I agree

While charging them $35 when they run out of money.

worst job i ever had asked if i could start immediately after my two minute interview

too many of y'all can’t move in silence because you want an applause from an audience who don’t give a damn about you.

do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.

STAYING LOWKEY will literally solve half your problems

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

i honestly just need someone to come into my life that really genuinely cares about me and wants to sit and have long conversations about things that actually matter and wants to go on adventures late at night and wants to be there for me at my lowest points and celebrate with me at my highest points and just be the rock that keeps me going when life gets rough 

*nothing happens*

me: this is too much