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Ask Derpy Science

@askderpyscientist / askderpyscientist.tumblr.com

I am Derpy. I work here at Apreture Labs with a bunch of other ponies. I love science. Ask me or the other lab ponies ask questions.
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Like the rest of us, she's just another societal outcast! That's why we're friends~

Podostroma does not suffer blatant trope usage lightly~

breezy translation: yeah? you already know my backstory, why?

are you… are you exposition for an audience right now?? I can't believe this

well, stop it. and Derpy is my best friend.

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10 out of 10 you does a good. Hope you feelz with the betterness

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I think I found out the reason for the ICKY SICKY, um, the garbage disposal was NOT installed correctly, so its lil tube that takes the goop away was lying FLAT, draining into the DISHWASHER, causing a BACK UP OF MYSTERY GOOP in the filter, which PROPELLED SAID MYSTERY GOOP onto EVERYTHING IN THE DISHWASHER.

So I was MICRODOSING on QUESTIONABLE, CURSED MYSTERY GOOP for LORD KNOWS HOW LONG.

+5 Poison Resist tho

But this is your reminder to clean your dishwasher filter and make sure your garbage disposal tube is shaped kinda like a P-Trap under a sink and NOT LYING FLAT. But thank you for the well wishes //WHEEZE

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Whether they stream concerts, use chat programs, are sold in online auctions, or appear as NPCs in MMOs, every kind of troll is on the internet somehow~

I think it's because bridges have an arch shape, just the same as the wi-fi signal icon~

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askbananapie

HELP!! EMERGENCY RENT FUND

I could really use some financial help right now. I have no mony, no food, and no way to pay my rent. Could someone/anyone help me out? Please share or help if you can. I’m sorry this year, things have just kind of fallen apart in my life

If you have anything to spare, it would help a lot.

Give the pony a banana

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The Cheese Triangles were never fresh, sorry~

Can you help me get stuck in the drinks machine next? I've gotten pretty thirsty being in here with all these salty snacks~

It was a foregone conclusion she had already been stuck in a few

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It ain't the quantity of your ghosts but the quality, and Mistery is the best ghost I know~

We should really get that oven looked at one of these days, but I don't think a lot of repairponies come out this far~

Just stay clear of that hatbox ghost. He is not right.

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N-Not to cast aspersions on my friends! I’m just observing how beauty standards have changed since my death…!

Of course, as a ghost, nowadays I couldn’t change my mane style even if I wanted to…

the history of hair. At least it is more interesting. My hair is super common. Almost a bunch of ponies had their hair copy pasted.

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