So, let me get this straight. An update account tweeted that Harry was with Ringo Starr at Soho House Malibu this past Sunday, and that he was there on the same day as Louis. Then they panicked because God forbid they suggest Harry and Louis might have been at the same place at the same time, so they decided that Harry was more than likely there during the day with Ringo and Louis was there at night. Well, I hate to break it to them, but…

The DJ at Soho House Malibu on Sunday tweeted that he would be there from 3pm-9pm…

Since, I am three hours ahead, he must have tweeted this at 12:58pm.

And guess what…Ringo Starr was in fact there and this man played a song for him that NIGHT at 8:43pm…

So if Harry was there with Ringo (and according to this UA he was because also according to them “WE ONLY UPDATE ON WHAT WE KNOW”, then, well, it appears Harry was there at night. But, wait…Louis was there at night too! Just saying.

Louis and Harry own a $10 million dollar home in the Malibu area and they hang out there being rich and in love and shit, and then when they want to go out, they go to expensive and exclusive places like the Soho House in Malibu and they hang out with members of the Beatles

seriously the bear was thrown on stage randomly by a fan and someone in the crew took it and decided to dress it up in expensive accessories and attire including a rolex watch, leather jackets, bondage gear, a motorcycle, a cadillac, a swiveling chair, etc. things started to get out of control when they opened up a twitter account (that i believe josh was the first to follow) which now has over 100k followers. these bears go out to gay districts and party like it’s the end of the world with drag queens - how do i know that? the queens took a selfie and posted it incredibly enthused. not too long ago the bears retaliated in a savage like manor when they thought they were threatened by a potato. now i’m to believe from this interview with josh of all people that the bears are insignificant and is harbored by a random individual not associated with 1D at all? 

harry and louis: *go out for dinner together somewhere, could totally be platonic as they are bandmates, has no implications for any kind of romantic relationship between them*

UA’s: *sweating* nO THEY DIDn”T nO they can’T EVEN BREATHE THE SAME AIR harry HAS LOUIS-FREE AIR SHIPPED IN every TIme they are NEAr each otheR

@Harry_Styles: Always write neatly.

WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN?  👀

Yesterday we got a louis91™ selfie of doom

Then today we had Zayn drop his video for “Cruel”

And if there’s anything we’ve learned since January, and it may literally just be these two things, it’s that Zayn and Babygate activity corresponds and Louis’ selfies foreshadow shitty things. The Verge accurately, albeit sarcastically, pointed this out in their article about Zayn joining Tumblr (x).

A detailed post outlined all the times Zayn and Babygate lined up through February (x).

Not to mention that there were selfies to correspond with many of these dates.

20.01.16

04.02.16

18.02.16

22.02.16

24.02.16

And that’s just January and February! I’d be here all day if I went through the entire six months of fuckery but since we had Dan fucking Wootton confirmed that Zayn is still indeed clutched in the Kung Fu grip of Simon Cowell (x)

it would make sense that Louis and Zayn’s shit aligns. Hopefully the article also foreshadowed something…

Yes…let him live, please let this “really special” thing be the end of this nonsense. 

Also, because I can literally make anything about RBB and SBB (live your truth!), it’s worth noting that the captions of these selfies are proving to have a bit of a pattern.

There is a lot of emphasis on sleeping…I mean maybe the guy is just tired, he has just finished five years of incessant working after all, but this guy also set up elaborate coded tableaus with teddy bears and tweeted this from the RBB account

And yes you read that correctly. Louis William Tomlinson dressed up teddy bears and left cryptic shit for people to figure out. Fact.

Hopefully the progression from 💤  to 😴  to ☀️ /sleeping to “too early” to awake but “still waking up” is a good sign, but who’s to say. We shall wait and see. 

So… In the middle of a custody battle because of Danielle… Louis goes to a concert with Danielle… I am having the worst case of deja vu I have ever experienced in my entire life. Like? Is Lottie about to come back to LA too?

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#LOUIS YOU DON’T HAVE TO AGREE WITH EVERYTHING HE SAYS #holy shit (bourgeolouis)

he does when it’ll be his mattress too

harry and louis’ shoes lined up neatly next to each other is like something out of a fic brought to life

@Harry_Styles: Beach, don’t kill my Vibe.

iconique

things my impossibly young looking Roman history lecturer has said

‘listen to your seminar tutors over the booklet, but only for seminars - in lectures i am king. unless you have me as a seminar tutor as well, in which case i am your king and god.’

‘has anybody played Rome: Total War? no?’

‘Cataline tried to burn the city and everyone he hated but he failed because, in short, nobody liked him.’

‘the mediterranean diet didn’t include tomatoes in the ancient world. i know. oh my god. i know.’

‘so of course when Hannibal turns up, the senate goes ‘sod it, lets kick his arse’.’

‘one man’s optimates is another man’s silver-spoon bearing prick.’

‘we don’t have much information about the 70s BC, largely because Plutarch doesn’t care.’

‘i’m not saying Rome: Total War is entirely accurate, but its battle campaigns are surprisingly historically informed.’

[hand drawing a map in chalk because the projector is broken] ‘i’ll give it a go, this is why i hate technology, and oh. well. that’s not italy.’

‘every army needs bakers and prostitutes, this is just a fact of life.’

‘Sulla. He’s a bit of a badass, but also a bit of a prick.’ 

‘yes, that is a slide from Spartacus. The film, not the series, which is more accurate and less like soft porn.’

‘the Romans liked Campania because its very fertile. they didn’t know this was because of its proximity to a volcano - poor buggers found THAT out later.’

‘Crassus gets given command of Syria and high fives everyone in the senate.’

‘Catullus was very pithy, very hellenistic in style. unlike the Iliad, which is 24 books of tedium.’

‘An Afternoon at Carrhae: the Romans being shot at repeatedly by Parthian cavalry because if there’s one thing the Romans aren’t good at, it’s having a cavalry.’

‘It’s good to have fast legs in war. Caesar moves very fast, not unlike Napoleon. The Usain Bolt of ancient warfare. I’m not sure why I said that, it’s an atrocious analogy.’

‘Athens is the Edinburgh of the ancient world; it has nothing to offer but education and pretty buildings.’

‘Shout out to those of you who spent your teenage years playing Rome: Total War.Which is what I did.’ 

‘The senate go into a panic and they decide to flee Rome at dawn, but some idiot forgets the treasury. I know. Ridiculous.’

‘Again: don’t use elephants during warfare. They’re not as cool as they look. And given they’re now endangered, it’d just be mean.’ 

‘I had to use this meme, I’m sorry. You’re all aware of the one does not simply walk into mordor meme right? I’m sorry, we’ll move on.’

‘I put this photo in for dramatic effect but I realise that it’s just a field. I don’t know why people bother going to see battle sites, they’re all really boring. I saw bones once, they were quite interesting. But most battle sites: boring.’

‘Caesar doesn’t tell Rome anything while he’s away in Egypt for a year, so they have no idea Pompey’s dead. All they know is that Antony is being a pain in the ass, which is, in all honesty, not unusual for Antony.’

‘Caesar is very good at one liners. You always draft a pithy one liner before a battle so you have something to say when you win. You don’t want to win and then just be like ‘whoo, thank god for that.’’

I like his style…

When i remember that Harry cut his Hair™….

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Our responsible one is an adorable puppy

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Good luck

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You’re gonna need it with these idiots

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Harry according to tumblr tags

This isn’t just another shooting. 

This is now officially, with over 50 casualties, the worst mass shooting in United States history. And the fact that it took place at a gay club was not merely coincidence. This was not just another act of senseless violence in America. This was a hate crime. 

A man walked into a safe space for the LGBT community with an assault rifle and lined them up and slaughtered them. 

Don’t do what the media is inevitably going to do. Don’t erase where this happened and who this happened to.

When you make your statements for/against gun control, remember this was a hate crime. When you make your statements about the gunman’s reported religious beliefs, remember this was a hate crime. When your politicians make empty promises about changing the way things are, remember this was a hate crime. When you make your statements about the media’s coverage of this, remind everyone this was hate crime. 

Do not gloss over the identities of the victims. They were killed for them. This was a hate crime. 

this is not househunting related whatsoever but i have 90k followers and i know many of you live in florida:

Orlando hospitals are in massive need of blood donations after the unbelievable hate crime/terrorist attack (50 dead, 50+ injured) that happened at a gay club last night. 

please, if you can, head over to a donation center today, and boost this post. 

Four local OneBlood banks are open today 8 a.m.-4 p.m.:

-Orange Park Donor Center 2153 Kingsley

-South Jacksonville Donor Center 8013 Beach Blvd. (near Parental Home Rd.)

-West Jacksonville Donor Center 5209 Blanding Blvd.

-Mandarin Donor Center 10501 San Jose Blvd

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-orlando-nightclub-shooting-blood-donations-20160612-story.html

http://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/urgent-need-for-blood-donations-after-orlando-mass-shooting/338339345