This is not writing, but I found it fascinating. For looking at (I find the German part to be the greatest thing ever), naming characters (you know who you are), and memorizing to impress people.
The fact that dark red means dunkelrot in German is very, very impressive to others.
I’m great at parties.
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Ooc: this is great, I like this