um it’s almost bedtime which means i’m going to have to settle down and be alone with my tho-🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 my thought-🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 i can’t even say it

i love tumblr because there’s literally no pressure to network. everyone is anonymous and just posts stupid shit. you bond with people over said stupid shit. there’s no place for influencers here lmao

*scrolls far back into my blog* oh yes…i was suffering quite vigorously here

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

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December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE

This is the single best video I’ve ever seen in my life

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

sitting astride your rain-soaked back heavy steps in muddy tracks the dampened sky cloaks a shining sun first walk, then trot, now run

when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten

I’ve been seeing a lot of threat posts lately and honestly? Fuck that shit. People could have made nice posts but no - y’all gotta go and give people anxiety. No-one needs to reblog bupkis.

i don’t know what marvel is... i’m too pretty

The only marvel I know is me

you only get 782 chances with me bitch i don’t tolerate shit

maybe if im under enough blankets, the Responsibilities wont be able to find me

ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on

Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.