Something For Everyone

The wisdom from movies you never notice until they are transformed into a gifset.

look at this

for anyone interested these are paso fino horses and this gait is natural! they are the smoothest ride with no bumpy movements. you could practically drink juice and not once would it spill on your face!

okay I watched this for like five minutes so I guess I’ll reblog

Tippy Toe horse

I think this is necessary to post. I see a lot of people “saving” bunnies.

Never knew this, keeping this for reference

As a student of Veterinary Medicine I can completely confirm this! Do NOT take them out of their nest unless you’re 100% sure that the mother did not come back for them after at least one day!

#im excited 110% for this stupid lawful good cop to show the world she can

When shows come off their hiatus

Fandoms

Writers/actors

this is the best thing i’ve seen all day

Season Finales

Writers:

Fandoms:

OMFG it’s back on my dash

THIS IS THE BEST THING OMG, THE DAISIES

My parents got me this Trump doll as a gag gift over a decade ago when we were fans of the Apprentice.

Fun Super Tuesday activity: For every ten notes I’ll stick a pin in him until I’m out of pins. Don’t let me down America

Seems like Donald will wake up tomorrow with “stabbing” shoulder pains…

Right in the heart. That one went in easy. Like there was already a hollow space there.

Now in the stomach, like how I can’t stomach his fuckin bullshit

Let’s see you try to “pin” this on Mexican kidney thieves

Hearing no evil is hard when you’re Donald Trump and your mouth is a direct spigot from Hell’s pipeline of villainy

I believe we’ve pinpointed the source of his hot air.

Donald Trump is the arch-nemesis of liberty.

Woops, sorry about that D, looks as though I cut off your freedom of choice over your reproductive decisions

OK - I can’t keep up with the demand, and I’m running out of jokes and pins, so let’s skip to the good stuff. The inevitable conclusion where he’s just absolutely covered in pins.

This Donald is sure not having a Super Tuesday! :)

~~ Stretch goals ~~

800 notes - attacked by vicious alligator

1,500 notes - confronted with flagrant multiculturalism

2,000 notes - sent directly back to hell

Reached our first stretch goal… attacked by not one, but six vicious alligators. Don’t say I never gave you anything nice.

Well when I went to bed, this post was at around 900 notes, but suffice it to say I think many of us were hungry for Trump defiling action. Your heroic efforts made it possible for us to reach all of our stretch goals… and then some. 

Stretch goal 2: Confronted with flagrant multiculturalism

Oh no!! A more nuanced perspective!!

Stretch goal 3: Sent directly back to hell

It’s been a while since he stepped foot on his own turf. No need, as he’s already polling well there.

And finally, a very special stretch goal received in the askbox:

Y’all are starting to catch on that I have a lot of random stuff lying around, including, thankfully for this scenario, a dinosaur that eats people. We pulled Donald back from hell, now lightly toasted and ready for this last challenge.

The Donald thinks he’s “tough.” The bull t-rex hesitates, because the word he wants to use is “gamey.”

Thank you all for making the American dream come true. What an adventure we all embarked on together.

this is strangely adorable

NOOO THIS IS SO CUTE!!!! OH NO!!!! THE FUTURE IS HERE AND IT IS ADORABLE!!!

*powoop* *pewoo pewoo*

reblogging this again because you people need to see this

robot: “how is your stay?” person: *taps 5 stars* robot: *pewoooooo!*

Isn’t this how the events of Wall-E start?

It’s always kind of funny when the Powerpuff Girls, in fanart, are drawn with fingers and noses and toes and stuff and it’s like…they legit don’t have those in canon. It’s not just a style choice, they actually don’t have fingers and noses.

I mean, apparently Buttercup just sticks her hand to things to pick them up (S03E29 Criss Cross Crisis)

And in Oops, I Did it Again (s06E04B) the girls, when made without Chemical X, come out “normal” and do have fingers, feet, noses, and normal faces.

So like…when everyone in the show calls them “bug-eyed freaks,” “pumpkin heads,” etc, they legit mean the girls have big round heads, giant eyeballs, and stump limbs.

I think it’s safe to say that the Powerpuff Girls are objectively horrifying. I want to see fanart of that.

SWEET JESUS

HOT JESUS

thighrabanks:

they’ve done it

they made a reason for me to be single for every month

Bless.

This is the Clear Skin Boyega ! He only shows up once every other thousand years on a leap year so Reblog and you’ll be blessed with Boyega-Certified Beautiful and Clear Skin™ for the next millennia !!

i would literally rather have darth vader be our next president than donald trump. if darth vader ran in the 2016 elections, and it came down to him and donald trump, i would vote for darth vader without even thinking

this post is interesting because it implies a future in which darth vader won the democratic primary

No but this could totally be a thing.  

Like he’d look at gay marriage and be like “I too have known what it’s like to not be able to get married simply because of who you are.”  Marriage for everybody.

He’s pro gun-control.  Light sabers are much more elegant weapons, anyway.

He’d probably be for raising the minimum wage.  He grew up a slave, living in the worse kind of poverty.  He knows how important it is for single mothers to be able to support their children.

Darth Vader: a Force We Can Count On.

can this be real? 

Darth Vader was a better human being than Donald Trump and that is truly amazing

he murdered children with a laser sword

We don’t have any real proof that Trump hasn’t murdered children with a laser sword. He needs to provide documentation on that. Some kind of certificate. Until then, I won’t believe him. America deserves the truth.

#im3: where tony is just barely the hero of the story and it’s glorious

#no but see  #that’s the thing about telling someone your own story  #you don’t see yourself as the hero  #you see the people you love and admire as the heroes  #Rhodey and Pepper are Tony’s heroes 

…oh

Oh.

ohhhh

[person with camera]: charlie, you got the babies?… be nice to the babies, charlie…

[charlie tosses cat baby over the edge]

AAH! CHARLIE!!

charlie: aries, Libra, scorpio, capricorn

babies: Gemini, cancer, Sagittarius, pisces

man: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Aquarius 

Leo used his Oscar win as a platform to speak up on global issues & on the behalf of the indigenous & underprivileged people of the world.

I just died

1: “Oooh! I like your accent! Where are you from?”

2: [accented] “I’m Liberian.”

1: “My bad!” [whispering] “I like your accent. Where are you from?”