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since i was 18

@loudontwannagrowup-blog / loudontwannagrowup-blog.tumblr.com

I'm Louis Tomlinson, hello. Spent a few good months in rehab and I haven't been the same since.
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reclaimingsecond

some “shit my friends and i have actually said to each other while under the influence” prompts

  • “I’m gonna hold you like this for the next 18 hours, how does that sound?“ 
  • “You smell like watermelon and happiness.”
  • “I wanna rub my face in his neck and purr a little.” 
  • “Some days I’m the tramp, some days I’m the final girl. That’s life.” 
  • “Aviate your areolas.” 
  • “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE A LOYAL HO.”
  • “Yeah, two very different definitions of ‘like’: you turn them into snake people, and I bone them.”
  • “Cake balls, areoli; it’s a logical conclusion.”
  • “I’m glad that we have similar feelings about punctuation.
  • “This old man, who looked like a goat got a wish and turned human.”
  • “The evening took a turn when a cute little old lady gave us detailed instructions on how to murder starfish.”
  • “My goal in life is to be the softest human.”
  • “I had an ancestor who couldn’t be picked up unless she wanted to and that’s how she got married.”
  • “This is a disaster—I can’t fight for queer dignity without caffeine.”
  • “I’m not a person who gets outraged over crack. I love crack, but .  .  .”
  • “My grandmother has the eyes of a hawk, especially after her cataract surgery.” 
  • “I’m gonna make it a stipulation that someone has to carry my remains into my own funeral 20 minutes late, if only for consistency’s sake.”
  • “We all have at least one really embarrassing Johnny Depp character crush.”
  • “All I wanted was for you to touch your socked feet to my bare ones.”
  • “Two worlds, one Phil Collins.”
  • “When I’m dating someone you’d never know we were dating because in public, we look like strangers.”
  • “Of course she’s a witch; she’s in a chariot pulled by goats!”
  • “I sit next to emergency exits because I’m a hero.”
  • “I can barely deal with other people, how am I gonna deal with bees?”
  • “I don’t share chocolate well, I’ll admit that.”
  • “She sang to me while you were peeing, it was very stressful.”
  • “Every time I see soy milk I just think it’s introducing itself in Spanish.”
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rpmememaker

about the search feature

so tumblr has officially taken away tracked tags.

here’s the thing–the search will show you any post that contains the word. for example, if you used to track the tag for the anime free!, and now go to the most recent posts for free!, and it will show you any post that has ever mentioend “free!” which is, quite literally, a bunch of really shady posts and links and IRL nudity and totally irrelevant posts.

if you search for a ship you like, you will be subject to many hate posts for that ship. if you search for a fandom, you will have to scroll through every single post mentioning the name of that fandom.

PLEASE! BE! CAREFUL! WITH! THE! NEW! SEARCH! FEATURE!

you can still go to “/tagged/[tag-name]” (change it from search) but you cant track them

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Ben Wyatt (Parks and Rec) Starter Sentence Meme

  • That’s what you wanted right? Everyone in the same room, at the same time?
  • Did you hear a word I said?! No you didn’t! Because I’m a ghost!
  • I really like you, but you are a terrible person to talk to about personal stuff.
  • We can just sit back and take it easy.
  • When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die!
  • I have been tense lately. Just thinking about the new Star Wars sequel.
  • _____, we got you an autographed picture of your personal hero.
  • I love you and I like you.
  • They call me Devo, because I can whip ‘em good.
  • Are you talking to my butt?
  • Are you gonna murder me and bury me at this gas station?
  • I was completely flustered, I came off like an idiot. I mean, at one point, for no reason, I just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.
  • I think at some point you and I should probably make out with each other.
  • I’m sorry, are you eating Turkey Chili off of a frisbee?
  • I’m just gonna sleep on the floor.
  • Look, who hasn’t had gay thoughts? Who?
  • Pizza? Never heard of it!
  • Bababooey.
  • Hogwarts is fictional. You do know that, don’t you? It’s important to me that you know that.
  • Gotham needs me.
  • I’m far too stupid and lazy to write something that could be printed in a book.
  • I am deeply, ridiculously in love with you.
  • I feel great, I ran 5K this morning.
  • It’s a white flag, and you may as well start waving it right now,  _____!
  • I am really attracted to you right now.
  • You just do your thing, baby Smurf.
  • I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
  • Well, you suck at being polite, sir.
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                     Write Real People                     click and drag game

  • ONE RULE: DON’T CLICK AND DRAG UNTIL YOU FIND SOMETHING YOU LIKE!
  • if you want me to add anything just write me. i’ll add that and update the post!

I love all the click and drag games on Tumblr and after I read an article about diversity in YA books, I wanted to make a click and drag “game” myself. (i think this was the article, but i’m not sure, sorry)

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miscxnnections-blog asked:

+ ayo louis how good is harry in bed /wink wink -anon

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Hm oh goodness look at this unsuspecting anon Louis do you have anything to say??

“Uh...my god. Can I say really good and leave it at that? ...no? Okay, he’s fantastic. He’s like caring but also does not give a shit in a good way and I lose my mind when we’re in bed. Is that good enough?”

#oh lou#miscxnnections
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ewaneneollav

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

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adrithegreat

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

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ginandmisadventures

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

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phoenixflorid

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

this post gave me gas

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swamp-songs

tips for what to do after a really long cry because you’re probably feeling all kinds of exhausted and drained and i don’t want that for you in the slightest:

  • take a shower and change all of your clothes even your socks and underwear. this is the first step to everything. 
  • pour yourself a big, cold glass of water and drink it. all of it. once you’re done, get yourself a refill. this will boost u physically and emotionally instantly please trust me.
  • grab a snack, something light that you don’t have to wait to prepare. i recommend a pudding cup, a piece of fruit, yogurt, a popsicle, or some crackers. 
  • get under the covers. turn on something - tv, a movie, music, anything distracting. or consider calling a friend or talking to anyone nearby, even your sibling the next room over!!
  • know that you are loved. you are important. you mean more than you know right now, more than you will maybe ever know. you are worth all the stars in the sky. you deserve to feel good. 
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ayellowbirds

Could have used this a couple days ago. Definitely sharing.

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