you forgotten about the crusades babe?

at the time crusades began islamic armies have had been marching into europe for a few centuries, babe

because bringing up the crusades makes islamic terror un-exist

crusades - the most relevant problem of the year 2016

It is becasue there aren’t enough of them.

Imagine having such a shitty argument that you have to go a thousand years into the past to try proving your point

What is the most heterosexual thing you have ever seen?

My parents in their loving and supportive marriage where they value each other as equals and love and support their children unconditionally.

The rest of the post was garbage so I’m reblogging this wonderful and wholesome comeback and letting it end here.

Why Dogs Aren’t “Practice Babies”

cr: @thepigeongazette

victorian-sexstache‌:

AU where Gordon Ramsey is a vampire

oh my god

The Poison Garden is a public garden full of deadly plants. When the Duchess of Northumberland took over the English garden in 1995, she wanted to fill it with something different that would interest children, who “don’t care that aspirin comes from a bark of a tree. What’s really interesting is to know how a plant kills you, and how the patient dies, and what you feel like before you die.” Source Source 2

“My mom is in prison.  I see her every fifteen days.  My siblings take me to visit her, but then they leave me when it’s over.  My grandmother doesn’t want me.  My uncle beats me up.  I have nowhere to live.  The only person I have in my life is my mom.  Every time I visit, she asks me if I’m staying with relatives, and I tell her: ‘Mom, nobody wants me.  I have no one.’  I sleep on the street.  I can’t go to school.  I just hang out with the older kids.  Sometimes we wash cars together for money.  Last week I was washing a man’s car and he bought me clothes and food.  He told me I could sleep at his house.  So maybe I’ll start going there.” (Cairo, Egypt)

THIS IS THE REASON MY BLOG HAS SUDDENLY GONE APOLLO 13. Please check your settings and turn OFF this lousy stinking algorithm that the Tumblr Termites keep turning ON.

THIS IS WHY I’M NOT SEEING THE BLOGS I FOLLOW!!! Reblog to save a life

Note* you have to disable this on the Tumblr app and it’s called ‘General Settings’ now

Prohibition Movement Started In The 1800s For A Reason

In 1830, American consumption of alcohol peaked at what is roughly 7 gallons of ethanol (pure alcohol) a year. That is the equivalent of 1.7 bottles of standard 80-proof liquor, per person, per week.

This is called humanity

“A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they shall never sit.” 

Confirmed™️: the frogs are gay 🏳️‍🌈

I loved these stories growing up. Never thought anything of their relationship, and it was clear they were both males. Same with Bert and Ernie. 

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode