@lukesfavpenguin / lukesfavpenguin.tumblr.com
Have you ever wanted someone to like you so bad that you feel stupid for trying? I am already in a very committed relationship, but I seek his family's approval and love. Unfortunately, they disapprove of me since I'd rather get an education than closed mindedly believe that my only role is in a kitchen cooking for a man.
Dang 5sos must love that (y/n) girl in all the fanfics/smut that they got her name tattooed in an arrow heart.
Things that you find when you stalk halsey’s twitter
I am going to struggle a lot making this, mainly because I’ve been absent from my blog for a little while. During this time, many of my favourite blogs from months ago have deactivated :((((( or changed their url. I am going to put all the original names that I put on my follow forever list. All the ones that I can’t tag, I would be so grateful if you took some time to help me find these people that I used to love. Thank you x
// * means need to find
// <3 means i remember your url well/remember you being one of my faves
// bold means I can’t tag them
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cumformecalum *
irwinsweater :(
hoodalum *
i-have-a-smile-made-of-lies *
lukeyharry <3
jcscloudysky <3
lukelittlefluffypenguin *
ashtonfletchh *
irwunks *
lilhemmo <3
connofranta <3
mxlum <3
cliffucks *
theseo2lboys *
lukesroese *
5secondsofpaigee *
ashthenewguy <3
5seconsofsunmer *
liamsdunbar <3
liamdunbarsmermaid <3 <3 <3
Hello, Lukesfavpenguin here! I haven't been on in ages & my account had been overtaken.... But I just wanted to state my appreciation for my followers! Love you all!!
LOOK WHAT THE FUCK MY SIBLINGS DID
22,798,994 minutes put into hours is 379983 hours
put that into days and it’s 263 days
your ipod is going to be disabled until january 15th 2015
i’m so sorry
hello everyone! This is a bit late, but I have reached 1,000 of you! This means a lot. Someone of you have been here since before the delete, and some of you haven’t, but I honestly love you alll. thank you for all the kind words when I needed them and jokes when I thought I couldn’t laugh anymore. You guys aren’t computer generated accounts I got from some website, you’re actual people who I’ve grown to love and connect with over the years. I love you all, but I’d like to shout of some of my favorite followers if you don’t mind. Special friends are bolded. If you don’t see your name, check the bottom, where I thank my favorite mutuals for sticking with me. I don’t mean to offend anyone, as I’m sure I’ve missed lots of you. Follow these lovely people regardless. ♥ Thank you all so much ♥
#
5saucefeels , -bleedingink-
A - D
allysbuddy , berries-for-dani , breathedream1d briannaalexandriarose , damnthemfalloutboys , die-bbitches
E - H
eatingwithlou , effliam , erv321 , eyer-land , faithelizabeth21 , faithfulfangirl , feeling-payneful-feels , fightingtostopthepain , fuckyeahitszeefizzy fr3shprinceofbelarry
harrysnewds , harrystylesforeskin , hell0-bands , heyyohemmo , hi0rhey-rec0rds ,hiorheyrecs , hrrysbun,
I - N
i-love-food-1d , iceprincesshoran , idk-my-bff-nola , igotstheirishswag , im-just-a-mississippi-girl , im-the-girl-youd-die-for , irwie-cake , ishouldgoandgetsometherapy , jennamcdougallthough , jpgziam , kaceedirectioner , keep-hope-1d , kiras-hale , krystaguppycake , likecanyoupleasenot , louisspanksharry , lourryinthetardis , lukesfavpenguin , lukey-pooky-the-penguin , lumelgy , moist-5sos , njwhorann
O - R
onedisperfectionn , onmywaytostealyourbitch , owharold , peppermintcxl , piercethebye , platinumchanelxx , queen-craic , r-oarmantic , rejectsforever, rejuvenatingteen , riskywifi
S - V
singingsummerbreeze , skipovermebeau , step-into-your-skin1975 , thanks-to-you-i-need-therapy , the-harlequin-girl , the-social-whore , thesuggleisreal , tomcattommo , toopaleforhell
W - Z
where-did-the-happiness-go , whorbran , wifiandcalum , winturstyles , xhemmohemmings , xladyextraordinairex , yourstruly-septemberbaby , youvebecomewhatihate , ziaminatogocup
♥♥♥
Dear Tumblr Family:
hiwhatidk - Babbbeee. It doesn’t seem like it on here at all, but you’re my best friend, and I love you. We’re so alike (except for the fact that you think Zayn isn’t daddy, and in that case you’re wrong). You call me out on being a bitch when I am in fact being one, and I know (sometimes) that you do it out of love. We’re Lily and Marshall (you know you’re Marshall, don’t even try and deny it). We need to start our co-fic because with our ideas (well dreams) and combined writing skills, I’m sure we could whip something out that’s half decent. I love you, talk soon. Thank you.
thewantedfantasies -Jillllll you keep changing your url on me, so I’m not sure you’ll even see this,(I just found you! I found you bc of the “wars” , thank the lord themrsashtonirwin). I don’t even know where to begin, because I can’t thank you enough for what you did all those months ago. Your kindness and support is something I will never forget for the rest of my life. You didn’t even know me, but you still cared so much about me. Jill, you are one of the greatest people I have ever talked to, not only on this site, but anywhere. I don’t exactly remember how our paths crossed, but I’m so blessed and thankful that they did. I will never be able to remove you from the story that is my life. I truly do hope that there are more people like you in this world. I love you fro the bottom of my heart. Thank you.
cliffordchill - I HATE YOU. I’M SO FUCKING LOUIS AF THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR AMAZING WRITING. In all seriousness, we talk practically everyday, and I love you so much. I remember when whenever I was feeling down, you’d always pop up in my ask. And you reblogged all my stuff and put the cutest little things in the tags when you reblogged my writing, and I just thought “I need to be friends with this girl bc literally bae”, and look at us now. Tumblr friends at its finest. I have 110 messages in my ask righ now, and 100 of them (I counted) are us talking about how comfy Louis looks. That’s insane. If I feel shitty, I know I can tell you and later find a comfy Louis blurb to make me feel better.(There better be a Louis blurbs in my ask right now). We think so much alike, and that makes it so much easier to talk to you. I love you so much. Thank you.
toopaleforhell - looky here, I’ve come across mayo girl (like seriously Sam, take a shower. It reeks of mayo all the way over here). Butter, I love you and your mayo smelling self. We’ve been friends since you were left unspread (clearly you’re the one with the jokes in this relationship) (you’re still not funny). You’re a little pale genius with those math skills of yours. I think you level up to from Tumblr friends to irl friends when someone helps you pass a class, so wow, we’re friends irl. I snapchatted you yesterday about my mom surprising me with something, but it was hidden under a tarp. I snapchatted you what was under without looking so you could tell me if it was cool or not, but you didn’t help much because you were your confused, Sam self. It was a basketball hoop by the way. (she got me a hoop, but no ball….). We need to go back to talking everyday bc that was fun, and honestly, I miss you, Sam. I miss the mayo scent you leave behind with every message. EVEN THOUGH YOU BULLY ME. We bully out of love because I really do fucking love you, Sam. But seriously, I am tired of smelling mayo.
♥ I love every single one of you lots ♥
Thanks doll!
so i’ve decided to make a follow forever. this is the first one i’ve ever done and i really hope i didn’t forget anyone. if your name is bolded that means i probably creep on your blog 25/8 but ily all and i don’t know why you all follow me because i’m super lame but i’m glad you do!! and if i follow you and didn’t add your name just inbox me and i’ll update it :-)
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5secondsofsummer-fanpage // 5sosfamblogger // 5sexonds-of-smut // 50shadesoflucas // 5secum // 0800clifford // 5sos-andothers // 5sos-official // 5soskinnyjeans // 5-seconds-of-malum // 5soscolum
A:
ashtonhasmyheart // ashtonirwinator // anabundanceofcalums // ashtonsbananababy // ashtonperfectirwin // ashtonsflannels // ashtonskiss // ashtonfirrwin // ashtontaylorirwin // ashton5sxs // arcadeirwin
B:
bubble-muke // beaniecxlum // bbymikey // bangahemmo // badashluke // bandingmikey // bangmuke // bonerinmyheart
C:
caluminglasses // calumkissmequick // calumsturbation // concernedformikeyshair // crutonashton // climaxclifford // cliffordbay // clifflings // calpizza // cashtonbooty // clliffuck // climaxcal // calumskinky // cashtonning // calpalcuddles // charmandirwin // calmirwin
D:
E:
F:
farmerhannah // fivesosturtle // fruitylukes // fu-ckluke // fivesocks // fyeah-5sos // fouradorkableboys // fuhkdd
H:
hearteyesmashton // hohohxmmings // hoodlumhemmos // hemmobooboo // hoodgrlsarebadgrls // herecomescliffoconda // heckaradhemmings // how-about-hemmings // hemmos-butt // hukeslemmings // hood-vogue // horton-hemmings // happymealhemmo // http-lucas // hottyhemmings // hearted-lashton // hemmingshurts // hotlikeluke // lukesheartbreak
I:
i-fancy-the-lead-singer // irwinut // iwantlukesdick // iwant-that-ash // i-get-hemmotional // irreplaceablehood // imahemmologist // irwin-clifford-hood-hemmings // hemmingsconda // i-cuddle-with-cake // indiekidcal
J:
L:
lonely-damnit // lukeypukeylipring // lukedontbiteyourfuckinlip // lukashemings // lueksbutt // lukesnotvanilla // lukealiike // longweyhome // lukeslego // lyricalhemmo // lukeyoufucker // lueksings // lashtonbodyshots // lukesfavpenguin // lukeymukeychristmas
M:
malumsunicorns // merryxclifford // malumchristmas // michaelsmrsallamerican // muke-puke // malummycalum // michaelspizzaparty // michaelsforeverchanginghair // moist-5sos // mikeycliffsbitch // mistletoehemmoh // mikeysboxofhairdye // m-ikrowaves-pizza // michaelcliffforrd
N:
O:
P:
pizzaclxffo // punksmurfmikeyc // psychoticlukee // postcardsand-p0laroids // punkftmgc // punkrocklashton // punkmicheal // punkrocklashton // punksausages // penguincalum
Q:
S:
stoner-michael // spnclifford // smashing-drums // sofa-king-cal // snowdayirwin // sweaterweathermichael // sassy-5sos // stripedsweaterluke
T:
U:
V:
W:
X:
Y:
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Awwww thanks babe!
Dang 5sos must love that (y/n) girl in all the fanfics/smut that they got her name tattooed in an arrow heart.
What every girls needs when she’s on her period… In one pic: Tampons, pads, Advil, chocolate, & a cuddly 5sos member!
hello everyone! This is a bit late, but I have reached 1,000 of you! This means a lot. Someone of you have been here since before the delete, and some of you haven’t, but I honestly love you alll. thank you for all the kind words when I needed them and jokes when I thought I couldn’t laugh anymore. You guys aren’t computer generated accounts I got from some website, you’re actual people who I’ve grown to love and connect with over the years. I love you all, but I’d like to shout of some of my favorite followers if you don’t mind. Special friends are bolded. If you don’t see your name, check the bottom, where I thank my favorite mutuals for sticking with me. I don’t mean to offend anyone, as I’m sure I’ve missed lots of you. Follow these lovely people regardless. ♥ Thank you all so much ♥
#
5saucefeels , -bleedingink-
A - D
allysbuddy , berries-for-dani , breathedream1d briannaalexandriarose , damnthemfalloutboys , die-bbitches
E - H
eatingwithlou , effliam , erv321 , eyer-land , faithelizabeth21 , faithfulfangirl , feeling-payneful-feels , fightingtostopthepain , fuckyeahitszeefizzy fr3shprinceofbelarry
harrysnewds , harrystylesforeskin , hell0-bands , heyyohemmo , hi0rhey-rec0rds ,hiorheyrecs , hrrysbun,
I - N
i-love-food-1d , iceprincesshoran , idk-my-bff-nola , igotstheirishswag , im-just-a-mississippi-girl , im-the-girl-youd-die-for , irwie-cake , ishouldgoandgetsometherapy , jennamcdougallthough , jpgziam , kaceedirectioner , keep-hope-1d , kiras-hale , krystaguppycake , likecanyoupleasenot , louisspanksharry , lourryinthetardis , lukesfavpenguin , lukey-pooky-the-penguin , lumelgy , moist-5sos , njwhorann
O - R
onedisperfectionn , onmywaytostealyourbitch , owharold , peppermintcxl , piercethebye , platinumchanelxx , queen-craic , r-oarmantic , rejectsforever, rejuvenatingteen , riskywifi
S - V
singingsummerbreeze , skipovermebeau , step-into-your-skin1975 , thanks-to-you-i-need-therapy , the-harlequin-girl , the-social-whore , thesuggleisreal , tomcattommo , toopaleforhell
W - Z
where-did-the-happiness-go , whorbran , wifiandcalum , winturstyles , xhemmohemmings , xladyextraordinairex , yourstruly-septemberbaby , youvebecomewhatihate , ziaminatogocup
♥♥♥
Dear Tumblr Family:
hiwhatidk - Babbbeee. It doesn’t seem like it on here at all, but you’re my best friend, and I love you. We’re so alike (except for the fact that you think Zayn isn’t daddy, and in that case you’re wrong). You call me out on being a bitch when I am in fact being one, and I know (sometimes) that you do it out of love. We’re Lily and Marshall (you know you’re Marshall, don’t even try and deny it). We need to start our co-fic because with our ideas (well dreams) and combined writing skills, I’m sure we could whip something out that’s half decent. I love you, talk soon. Thank you.
thewantedfantasies -Jillllll you keep changing your url on me, so I’m not sure you’ll even see this,(I just found you! I found you bc of the “wars” , thank the lord themrsashtonirwin). I don’t even know where to begin, because I can’t thank you enough for what you did all those months ago. Your kindness and support is something I will never forget for the rest of my life. You didn’t even know me, but you still cared so much about me. Jill, you are one of the greatest people I have ever talked to, not only on this site, but anywhere. I don’t exactly remember how our paths crossed, but I’m so blessed and thankful that they did. I will never be able to remove you from the story that is my life. I truly do hope that there are more people like you in this world. I love you fro the bottom of my heart. Thank you.
cliffordchill - I HATE YOU. I’M SO FUCKING LOUIS AF THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR AMAZING WRITING. In all seriousness, we talk practically everyday, and I love you so much. I remember when whenever I was feeling down, you’d always pop up in my ask. And you reblogged all my stuff and put the cutest little things in the tags when you reblogged my writing, and I just thought “I need to be friends with this girl bc literally bae”, and look at us now. Tumblr friends at its finest. I have 110 messages in my ask righ now, and 100 of them (I counted) are us talking about how comfy Louis looks. That’s insane. If I feel shitty, I know I can tell you and later find a comfy Louis blurb to make me feel better.(There better be a Louis blurbs in my ask right now). We think so much alike, and that makes it so much easier to talk to you. I love you so much. Thank you.
toopaleforhell - looky here, I’ve come across mayo girl (like seriously Sam, take a shower. It reeks of mayo all the way over here). Butter, I love you and your mayo smelling self. We’ve been friends since you were left unspread (clearly you’re the one with the jokes in this relationship) (you’re still not funny). You’re a little pale genius with those math skills of yours. I think you level up to from Tumblr friends to irl friends when someone helps you pass a class, so wow, we’re friends irl. I snapchatted you yesterday about my mom surprising me with something, but it was hidden under a tarp. I snapchatted you what was under without looking so you could tell me if it was cool or not, but you didn’t help much because you were your confused, Sam self. It was a basketball hoop by the way. (she got me a hoop, but no ball….). We need to go back to talking everyday bc that was fun, and honestly, I miss you, Sam. I miss the mayo scent you leave behind with every message. EVEN THOUGH YOU BULLY ME. We bully out of love because I really do fucking love you, Sam. But seriously, I am tired of smelling mayo.
♥ I love every single one of you lots ♥
tiny 5sos wishing you a good day UwU
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