im always saying this

bout time this gem started circulating again

Hell yeah white baby

Bear Selfies Captured By Camera Traps

[id: an absolutely massive tumbleweed rolls down a road as the camera operator drives past in a car. the katamari damacy theme song has been edited over the video]

parade

the fact that we as a society have the muppets and they are not everywhere in our cultural consciousness is appalling. why aren't the muppets hosting the oscars. why aren't the muppets commentating the olympics. why aren't the muppets coming to a theatre near me every year with a new adaptation of a classic novel. genuinely what are we doing.

Guy mugging me pulls a gun out and holds it to my face thinking I'll give him my wallet but I start sucking on the barrel and moaning instead

Stop. Tagging this. As Harry Du Bois.

No one ever told me you're not supposed to microwave fish or whatever at work bc it "smells bad" I grew up with an incurable case of being Asian and unfortunately what people consider "pungent odor" I consider "Mm someone's eating tastey food"

Like I avoid doing it so as to not be a dick generally speaking but also like I still think other people need to be more normal about fish smells generally. "ewww it smells stinky how can u stand it" idk man! Coastless behavior

I think I'd be more cool with it if white people stopped veering into race science every time they smelled a crab that wasn't deep fried. "Do you ORIENTS not notice how GROSS the smell is" I am plunging you into a vat of phu quoc fish sauce until you apologize for the opium wars

christmas is over. it's time to get ready for New Bears

I’m just built different (worse)

huge if true…small if false :(

oh youre from boston? say fuck right now

Official Fuckin' Post of Massachusetts

Being followed by a car for 2 turns in the city: "I'm about to be murdered. Let me call my mom and write my will because this is it"

Being followed by a car for 6 hours on country highways: "The relationship between Blue Subaru and I is beyond compare. We're family. My road brother."