top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

some woman on the street below just hit an operatic high c and then screamed “i’ll fucking kick your ass”

That was the wardrobe from Beauty and the Beast

hey syd-the-avenger, this post has over 50 thousand notes. people have added on that the woman on the street below was brendon urie, christine daae, kristin chenoweth, roger taylor, starkid, “literally me”, and “literally you”. and this is the only valid addition. 

literally die

Certified Library Post

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

it was my bachelor’s degree 😑

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

six years of fried egg tshirt…

🎉 10 YEARS OF FRIED EGG ON A TSHIRT 🎉

guys I think everything is going to be okay

omg yes i thinkso too!!!

Been in Norway for a few weeks, here are some photos from my trip!

dudes who are normal will be like im joker insane but women who have not felt real since they were seven will be like im average normal

coke zero themed abortion

reckon this one's gonna fly all on its own

ENOUGH ABOUT BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FUCKING COMET IS COMING

[ID: Screenshot of a Tweet: "When a beautiful man gains weight and body hair many of you are saying "twink death." Meanwhile I am saying "Yay," "Yippee!" and things of this nature.]