Hiya!

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.

certified iconic post

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

normalize being mutuals with content creators and sex workers without expecting them to sext with you/send you nudes challenge

Me: I don’t like Jason Carver because is one meltdown away from being a Christian, Pastors son, KKK poster boy if he so chooses.

Also me: I think he should have super gay thoughts about Eddie and hate himself for it. I want him to suffer with the knowledge that he will never have him and hates that he thinks the freak is attractive. I want to tear that boy apart over his careening sexuality and catholic guilt until he is a sobbing mess at an altar begging to be cleansed. The pastor son likes men and he is distraught over the knowledge, shoving it deeeeeep down…

Until his girlfriend leaves him for that exact fucking guy who’s been taunting him in his head for months 😈

Everyone shut up and look at Lala.

apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something” 

the fact that i have managed to end up in a relationship is really testament to my girlfriend’s patience 

#your girlfriend is a moronsexual op

please don’t call my girlfriend a moron :( 

wait

EDDIE MUNSON + HANDS Stranger Things 4 (2022)

nancy wheeler would be 48 in 2015

she would be 48 when she’s allowed to get married to robin

this is what i’m getting emotional over tonight

"Witches riding non-broom cleaning implements" gag always funny, congratulations to everyone who has ever made some variant of this joke, please keep making it

thinking abt a witch perched on a roomba, spinning through the air...

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

“I LOVE that game!” (watched a letsplay and commentary about it)

this counts and i’ll hear nothing against it

if watching sports counts as enjoying the sport, then watching video games counts as enjoying video games.

And literally a huge part of gaming has ALWAYS been the experience of sitting around together, watching one person in the group play while everyone else cheers, heckles, shrieks, and generally has a good time.

but the fact that robin and nancy's first dates are literally the library, a mental hospital, and a haunted house... iconic gay behavior

one thing i never get tired of in songs is when they include some sounds from the recording booth like a laugh at the end, a ‘was that good?’ or like, the sounds of the guitar being put down, a chair creaking. it’s nice how music can be used as an escape but also something that ties you right back down to earth. it will affect you so deeply & then ur like wow… you just played that. it’s grounding & magical & just one of my fave things ever!

(via cottoncandaddy)

LMFAO THE LAST PART

chaotic dorks

I love how they are both as ridiculous as each

“All you came back with was hot Cheetos” literally me

Y'all have you seen this????

Appreciate the fashion and please don’t look in the notes unless it’s to find people who you want to block.

Walkin' on sunshine! ☀️

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

“Where’s the next chapter?!” Well buddy you’re never gonna guess

What’s the comic sans trick?

In late high school I started writing all my draft essays in comic sans and it SERIOUSLY DOES HELP. My guess is it's somehow related to the fact that it's a dyslexia friendly font, or it's just Changing How You're Looking At It. Also, sometimes writers block(whether that be for fiction or for academic writing) is just Anxiety(it won't be good enough, you'll get a bad grade, etc) and it's really hard to feel nervous when looking at comic sans. But yes, my friends hate beta-ing my wips bc they're always in comic sans.