Snowdrop

Me, lying on my bed, face down, desperately trying to get up: come on body yip yip

might be my prudish catholic upbringing jumping out but imho makeup companies shouldn’t name their products after explicit sexual terms

just my opinion but if the makeup industry is going to market towards young girls who haven’t even hit puberty yet and insist that they have hundreds of dollars with of high end makeup then they cannot name their products things like ‘climax’ and ‘super orgasm’ or even make puns like ‘glow job’ or claim in bold letters that the mascara is ‘sex proof’ when these young girls have no idea what any of these terms mean and frankly they shouldn’t understand the meaning behind an eyeshadow called ‘daddy’s girl’ or a blush called deep throat it’s all part of the hyper-sexualization of young girls and it’s just getting worse and worse in this new age of instagram/youtube mua’s where girls as young as 8 years old are being pressured into having a beat face that makes them look my age

but that’s just my opinion

Gail Dines once interviewed a paedophile who had groomed his step daughter. He said “in a lot of ways, the culture groomed her for me.” This is what he meant.

“in a lot of ways, the culture groomed her for me.”

You don’t find yourself, you create yourself

theres so many things wrong here i want to Scream hollywood is such a fuckjng mess

you all know why lord of the flies was written about little boys? golding very specifically believed that 1) he was not qualified to write about little girls as he had never experienced being one 2) he did not believe that the same events would transpire if it had been girls because he thought boys behaviour more likely to paint a picture of (male dominated) society and its problems. you can’t keep a female version of the story ‘faithful’ to the book because then it would be unfaithful to what the author was originally trying to portray. why dont you go and spit on goldings grave while you’re at it too.

Wasn’t LOTF also written in response to an older book that kind of depicted British boys/men as the golden children of reason and civilization, and Golding, who taught at a boys’ school, was like “lol have you met any actual boys”

This is the physical manifestation of men saying “what if it was the other way round?” with no thought of context or history.

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half is just hopeless

so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you’ll be fine

well this would have been useful last night

See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won’t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They’ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they’ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on

what a top notch addition to an already excellent post

are we going to ignore the guy who apparently had an encounter with a serial killer last night

they lived to post about it, it’s fine

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

this whole post got me in tears

Find a team that looks out for you and laughs at your jokes

// LOVE ME //

apparently on a recent road trip, jake voracek called to ask michael raffl if he could borrow a phone charger. raffl told him the door to his hotel room would be open and he could just go in and grab it. voracek went into the room where all the lights were off, saw the charger, and went to grab it. raffl jumped out of the closet to scare him. 

“I almost shit myself,” voracek said. 

i hate this stupid fucking team 

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

day 2 without brayden schenn as a flyer

he really is gone. will st. louis be kind to him? will they love him like we did? will there be enough ice cream for him? so many questions, so little answers, so much sadness.