bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

im summoning the hoes fool

HALLOWEEN II: DAWN OF THE EMOJIS

Imagine finding both love and friendship in one person

the time for games is over

Followers: kill

Guardian News: “‘You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words,’ climate activist Greta Thunberg has told world leaders at the 2019 UN climate action summit in New York.”

i made dino empanadas :]

update: they came out very good

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

HOO!

thanks it worked

……you can go now

AMAZING AMAZING I LOVE IT

Sometimes good parents make mistakes.

There might come a day when you look at your parent who loves you, tries their best, never abused you, and realize that they don’t always know best. And it’s a weird thing to come to terms with. To know you were loved but there were still bad things that they did accidentally. But even if it’s small you’re allowed to struggle with it. You don’t need to have been through the worst kind of abuse to question your parents.

This isn’t a post about abusive and/or manipulative parents. It’s about things like your mom leaving you with an irrational fear of germs or your dad trying to get you on a diet when you’re a kid because he believes the studies about weight affecting health. Not intentional harm and not abuse. Just garden variety mistakes.

No one is perfect, including good parents. They're human, they're going to make mistakes, even the best of them.

i have to tell you something that will lower your entire opinion of me

when i was 12 i made flyers for my fanfiction and handed them out a train station

im blown away by the sheer confidence this act required. if anything my opinion has been raised. the poise. the fearlessness. the laughing in the face of death. i’m speechless

hmmm

Don’t do that 

guys this is actually real like a real person wrote this

“more than enough” oh you fucking saints, absolutely pouring wealth onto the unfortunates

lol this is amazing

Dear Prudie,

I think I just witnessed a murder

You fucking monster

GET HER PRUDENCE

No wonder why her name is PRUDENCE

Time for the annual reblog!

Reading an advice columnist absolutely eviscerating someone who obviously wrote in hoping to get their shitty attitude validated is always a delight.

this fucking tea