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Do you ever just look at someone’s fingers and think “yeah I need those in me”
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rosalie x bella !
- this is common knowledge but bella is bi and rosalie is a lesbian
- rosalie once tried a single pasta noodle bella made and insisted that it was good
- rosalie topping tf out of bella
- bella loving rosalie’s sparkly skin,,, which makes rosalie hate it less
- bella going 👁👄👁 all the time @ how dramatic rose is
- rosalie suddenly loves night time bc bella sleeps in her arms
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Alice: It’s family moments like this that I will never forget.
Bella: With a good therapist, hopefully I will.
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Emmett: You can say “please” and “thank you” and a toddler will never repeat it.
Emmett: But if you say “ass faced motherfucker” ONCE…
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Emmett: You can say “please” and “thank you” and a toddler will never repeat it.
Emmett: But if you say “ass faced motherfucker” ONCE…
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Emmett: You can say “please” and “thank you” and a toddler will never repeat it.
Emmett: But if you say “ass faced motherfucker” ONCE…
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well this truly was A Decade. i loved you. i hated you. goodbye 2010s.
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strangercore
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
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Anna: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Elsa: I'm a knife
Honeymaren, from the distance: She's little spoon
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