fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

The most beautiful minds of our generation are posting fan fiction on archiveofourown.org

And we are very thankful

the most beautiful minds of our generation are writing raunchy porn like you would not believe and all of it is just being given out for free like beads at mardi gras to those enlightened enough to seek it

Uhh…the 1st episode ever of Subnautica is a decade old?????

Well there’s something I didn’t need to know…

Dominic Monaghan as Meriadoc Brandybuck in The Lord of the Rings

“some of you are miserable because you’re mean” post except its “some of you are miserable because you only look at and talk about stuff you dislike”

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

A cyanometer is a device used to measure the intensity of blue in the sky, often used in meteorology and atmospheric studies. It typically consists of a series of blue color patches or a color gradient, allowing the user to compare the sky’s color to these reference colors.

Do you like the wheel of the sky

Well I like that it doesn't take 5 minutes to scroll past.

I will testify that even if I strongly dislike, utterly hate, and cannot stand a character, I will never go on someones post talking about liking that character and say so. Basic decency and all that

This applies to ships and aus and headcanons, and everything too. Message your friends, make your own post, block and mute, do whatever you want in private, but don't be rude on other people's post 🫡

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

“Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

It’s full circle now. He did it, by god he did. What a little champ.

It’s full circle now.

He did it, by god he did.

What a little champ.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

you can only reblog this today

Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it

I don't haunt the narrative - the narrative haunts me