Pick your favorite take
Hold the fuck up you're telling me Jeremy Fragrance is real
Oh no! Miggy's choking on that jar of pens, the one with "Do Not Drink" written across it. I told them this would happen; no one listens to me! I said, "everybody knows that Miggy can't read."
Hold on, Miggy Mackerel! Turn away from the light!
Hold on, Miggy Mackerel! Please stay and fight!
Miggy ain't breathing and his body's gone limp, so we're gonna do the show in honor of him.
Edwardian egg cupboard
For anyone who missed it this morning and needs a little afternoon pick-me-up
y'all this one fuckin GOES tho - even if you're not into mcelroy stuff these jams are worth your time
This is…..niche. Do period-appropriate chickens even still exist? Idk anything about chickens. I like the fancy ones.
Period appropriate chickens (“heritage breeds”) do still exist, and even include some very fancy ladies, such as:
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The Brahma, a popular giant known for its massive meat production and comically large eggs.
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The cochin, seen here with gold and black ‘lace’ pattern
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The barred plymouth, an incredible forager for lightly wooded terrain
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The fayoumi, often regarded as The Oldest Breed of chicken
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The wyandotte, a particularly good forager as well as a bulky, meaty bird.
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The Minorca, a Spanish bird with stunning black feathers
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And of course, the famous indonesian ayam cemani, which has black meat and bones
Old timey chickens often ARE the ‘fancy’ ones!
eddie kingston + rage
the fallen angel (1847), alexandre cabanel // the devil loves you, afi // new japan showdown (2021) by earl gardner
Top left clockwise: Keith groover, Jordan Simons, Bret Crow, Harry Hansen
this is literally so fucking sick
It's MaxFunDrive! If you're already a MaxFun Member, all of this year's Bonus Content should be in your feed already - this year's TAZ BoCo is a one shot of Plato's Rave, with all three boys GMing while Clint is the only PC, and it is ART. The MBMBaM BoCo is a recording of the boys trying to figure out how to run that game, and it's so, so fun - honestly you could listen to either one first and I think it would work well, but imo listening to them plot how they think things will go first is a very fun way to go about it.
Sawbones has another Kid's Q&A this year, with Charlie guest-hosting along Syd and answering questions from young listeners, Shmanners has an episode and video all about emojis, and Wonderful! has a one-off return to Rose Buddies! If you're not a member yet and you wanna listen to all this great stuff, head on over to MaximumFun.org/Join and sign up at $5 or more a month! You'll get access to not just this year's Bonus Content, but all of the Bonus Content from every show, from every year we've done the Drive. There's a TAZ episode DM'ed by Matt Mercer, the Charlieverse episodes, the Prankee Doodle Dandy episode of MBMBaM, truly an abundance of s-tier goofs await!
Also we have so much other stuff planned for the Drive! We're gonna be streaming more or less daily on YouTube, starting with Griffin doing a Fuser DJ stream today at 10am ET, and then Justin and Sydnee streaming watching a buckwild Netflix movie, I Believe in Santa, around 1pm ET.
On top of all of that, we've set our own bonus goals for the Drive, starting with this: At 3,000 new & upgrading members, Fungalore will hear your wishes LIVE. What does that mean? That's such a good question. Only one way to find out! If you wanna see the rest of our goals, you can check 'em out here. If you want to stay up to date on everything we have going on this week, turn on notifications for our Instagram story, that's where we'll be posting all the time-sensitive stuff.
Last but not least, thank you. Truly, from the bottom of all of our hearts. Whether you can afford to join or not, y'all's support is the reason we all get to do this for a living, and it genuinely is a joy to get to spend our days making these goofy things in hopes of bringing a little levity to someone's day. Means the absolute fuckin' world to us. We hope you have an absolute blast during this Drive, you deserve it.
“Black kitty with her lucky sock”
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Little fucking guy alert!!
I love him, your honor.
[ID: a tiny blue and white porcelain triceratops with gold horns]
Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf